I am horny

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I'm always jacking off in my car, sometimes I drive around for three hours totally nude with a hard on the whole time . If I see a cute girl I'll drive up to her and come all over my crotch as I show her my 8" dick.
Reactions I get are from terror to a smile and sometimes they lick their lips and I open my door and we go to my place. Once, one of them was // years old. We spent the whole night in my bed.

Voting Results
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Based on 81 votes (27 yes)
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Comments ( 20 )
  • ChazzBALL
    14 years ago

    11!!!

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    • apple
      14 years ago

      2days from seventeen . were married now

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  • mineeskirtzox
    14 years ago

    This is really sick.
    Like, unbelievably sick.
    Who wants to see some oldy with a stiffy driving around stark ass naked?
    Way to go, you big ass motherfucking pedafile.

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    • apple
      14 years ago

      several and you needt go to a thera and work your anger

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  • ilovesmellybox
    15 years ago

    id really like to kick your pedophile ass , you sick sick individual. After that you will go to jail , and i hope you get ass raped every day...

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    • apple
      14 years ago

      who the fuck said anything about kids, i'mtalking about street walkers. and so what?. and i am seeing someone about this.
      I didnt write here to be murdered by all you assholes who prob. do the same thing. jesus man grow up.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    And some of my posts were rejected in favor of this??? There is no justice.

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  • webs666
    14 years ago

    MATE YOUR SICK..
    EWWWW THAT'S WRONG...
    WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU..
    Do you know how delicate some car seats can be? A single splash of semen could knock £'s off the sale price of your car! Idiot!

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    • apple
      14 years ago

      hum sorry what was i thinking

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  • okmijnuhbygvtfc
    15 years ago

    You are the most fucked up person I have ever heard of. Obviously this is fake, but anyone who even makes up something like that should make like a lemming and jump off a cliff.

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    • SeanL
      14 years ago

      My buudy always did shit like that he was always on Meth tho

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  • benvigil
    8 years ago

    if this is actually true, you would be behind bars right now!

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  • freebee
    13 years ago

    Fantasist, fool to think anyone would belive

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  • Ltown86
    13 years ago

    You are totally full of shit. This story is not real.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    i was joking ppl honestly ...

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    oh that turned me on ... ahaha

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  • Doubt
    14 years ago

    serial sex-apedes...writing a book ;)

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  • Bazaza
    15 years ago

    dude i hope this is a joke but i know it seriously could be real you need to see a therapist if it is because no this is not normal.

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    • apple
      14 years ago

      course its a joke jesus christ man. can you believe all the upset people? oh and I'm 17

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  • Doubt
    14 years ago

    @ all people commetning...he said // years old...so at leats 20 years old...u stupid ppl

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