I am an a-sexual pervert...if its possible

I like to make perverted jokes about tv characters etcetera, and I like yuri. Yet I would never want to do this stuff because I think that ME having sex is disgusting. Do I count as a-sexual? Can an asexual person be pervy???

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  • thatoneguyagain

    i don't think you are asexual unless you can split your self in half making a perfect other self

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    • Over_The_Moon

      Asexual means that you don't want sex with boys or girls. :|

      OP: Do you like boys or girls at all? It might be some self esteem thing if you do. I guess you might be asexual if you don't.

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  • I work at Mc Donalds in the CBD in Brisbane and I rub my penis on the burger buns and the paper cups. I get sick kick out of it.

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    • iin2want2know

      I'll take my Big Mac with extra secret sauce please :P

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  • margeriewise

    you could be asexual because you still dont personally want to be involved with sexuality, yet are interested in it from an outsider perspective. however, if you're turned on by yuri or other pornographic stuff, then you're probably not asexual and just a normal, confused, young person. really, only you can know what your sexual orientation is in the long run. hope that relieves some stress!

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  • pdemtm

    Uhh doesn't asexual mean you can reproduce with yourself? Does it also apply as a term that means you like neither boys nor girls?

    How old are you?

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  • DavidS.

    Thinking of sex as disgusting leads to perversion

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  • putsonsinfear

    get over yourself

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  • Jupiter

    It sounds like you had something very traumatic happen to you at some point that stunted your sexual development... Either that or you have a very low self-esteem complex, not sure the cause.

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  • janiculum

    Asexual is not normal. But fuck normal. You dont have the luxury of choosing your sexuality, or lack thereof. Dont ever believe there's something wrong with you.

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  • extinuh

    You're probably just a witty smartass...I say and think things all the time i wouldn't necessarily do just because they're clever.

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  • Mostly all otaku are asexual, so why are they not extinc!? Oh well i cant say anything because im also an otaku perv. You should get a girl friend or boyfriend. From the looks of it you'd probably want a girlfriend whether you are a boy or a girl. BUT NEVER EVER GO OUT WITH AN OLD MAN, or a 25 year old lesbian with no emotion.

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  • your only pervert if you try to do this kind of stuff

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  • well,i don't really understand your problem or whatever ,and about yuri what's the connection?

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  • jaybake32

    Try defining your terms before asking this question. What do you consider "perverted?" What does liking Yuri have to do with this? You mention thinking sex is disgusting, what is your opinion of yourself?

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    • Perverted IMO means interested in anything sexual, which I am.

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  • hotdog_o'plenty

    maybe just a-logical: which comes from smoking mexican shwag

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  • Actually, A-sexual is a type of reproduction, flowers reproduce A-sexually, it's where you either have both, I.e, a Penis + Vagina, Or, Like a cell, can split in half to make an exact replica of yourself, i doubt your a-sexual, if so Bravo, that's skilled.

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    • iin2want2know

      Nobody like a know-it-all. You know what this person is talking about. STOP correcting people

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  • Sniperpress

    Nope. That's not asexual. It may be a low self-esteem.

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