I am a straight guy but...

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I am straight but I love show tunes, Diana Ross and the Supremes, I don't hate Celine Dion and I dress well, smell good, keep in shape with yoga and pilates. People keep saying I must be gay and it's really frustrating. Am I gay? Seriously. There is a guy at the pilates class whose dick I'd love to suck, but he has a beautiful body. I just want to show my appreciation. I'm really not gay.

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    You win. Here's your award.... It's your pilates instructor's dick.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Every single post that starts with "I'm straight but..." or "I'm not gay but..." seems to be trolling to me.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa
      8 years ago

      It's a running joke on here. How are people still amused by this?

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      • mystery7
        8 years ago

        I think it's funny.
        Why? Because I know guys in real life who have said this kind of thing to me.

        For example, a former close friend (who's now married with 4 kids) used to say to me "I'm not gay, but how about you and I watch porn together then we'll get really horny and jerk / suck each other off?"

        Makes me laugh whenever i hear this shit.

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        • NeofelisNebulosa
          8 years ago

          Haha that does sound funny :P I guess he wanted to experiment with you

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            8 years ago

            It happens more than you know.

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            • mystery7
              8 years ago

              I'm sure it happens a lot, and it's ok with me if people are into that.

              What's funny is the part where they say, "I'm straight but..."

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Personally, I don't find it at all amusing. Rather a piteous thing for someone to post, IMO.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Why piteous?

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          • thegypsysailor
            8 years ago

            With all the incredible things one could find to discuss on the web, I think it's truly pitiful that a few choose to rehash the same old things, day after day after day after day after day, ad nauseam.

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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    Yeah man, all straight guys suck dick to show appreciation. It's like shaking hands... but with a dick in your mouth.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Thats the way I see it. You sound like the type of guy I'd like to know. Just someone cool you know, who I can hang out with. You ever tried pilates?

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      • anti-hero
        8 years ago

        I'm not into gay stuff. But you enjoy bud.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Woah, no homo bro. I'm not into that this is just between us, no-one needs to know.

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          • anti-hero
            8 years ago

            Yeah, still no thank you.

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          • LuxM4G
            8 years ago

            Hahahaha

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    • [email protected]
      8 years ago

      Yeah I know all guys have sucked a dick and enjoyed it, loved it and wanted to do it more often its just not a lot will admit to it

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      • anti-hero
        8 years ago

        Sarcasm isn't your thing huh?

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    • eastbeast
      8 years ago

      Its only Gay if you make eye contact.

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      • anti-hero
        8 years ago

        Still not for me, you enjoy.

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  • sillygirl77
    8 years ago

    Every post that starts with"I'm straight but..." or "I'm not gay but..." seems to end up in a person writing about being gay or bi. If you want to suck a guys dick your gay or bi and that's fine and normal.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    I was with you until the dick sucking part. "I'm not gay, but *super gay thing* I'm just saying!"

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Funny how posts like these still get serious responses. This was one of the better done ones. Good job OP.

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  • LuxM4G
    8 years ago

    Your personality, behaviours, characteristics don't define your sexuality, even though there are several common patterns.

    Now, when you said you desire to perform fellatio. You'll be considered gay or bisexual generically speaking if you enjoy it and embrace it as part of your sexuality. If you get aroused with another man, that's a positive, nothing to be ashamed of.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Wow that was really nice.

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  • Koda
    8 years ago

    I am SO sick of these "straight guy buts" on IIN!

    Get it? (:

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  • seekelp
    8 years ago

    Malczewski moved to Kraków at age 17, and began his art education in 1872 under the watchful eye of Leon Piccard. He attended his first art classes in the workshop of Władysław Łuszczkiewicz at the School of Fine Arts. A year later, in 1873, reassessed by Jan Matejko himself, Malczewski formally enrolled in the School, and studied with Łuszczkiewicz, Feliks Szynalewski and the drawing with Florian Cynk. In 1876 he went to Paris, France and studied for a year at the École des Beaux-Arts, in the studio of Henri Lehmann. He attended also the Académie Suisse.

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    • thegypsysailor
      8 years ago

      No, no, you've got it ALL wrong. It was Jean-Luc Picard and the date was more like 2273 or so.

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    • Ace9
      8 years ago

      k.

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    • eastbeast
      8 years ago

      Yes, but when did he first suck a dick?

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      • [email protected]
        8 years ago

        I don't know but my first time was when I was 11 or 12. I'm 30 now and really miss sucking dick. Its something I did quite often as a teen and couldnt get enough

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  • mlbryan44
    8 years ago

    I love a man sucking my cock.

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    • [email protected]
      8 years ago

      I love sucking guys cocks too the only thing better than having a big cock to suck is having two big cocks to suck

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    • [email protected]
      8 years ago

      I love sucking cock how big is yours and where are you from? I just love to suck cock. I love it as much as pussy and really need a cock to suck right now

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  • Springfurmich
    8 years ago

    being gay means you have to be attracted to men only. are you attracted to men? there's nothing wrong with appreciating beauty no matter which gender it is. as for you willing to give a blowjob, eh, it's just one guy. you can't just one really determine if a person is gay if he's attracted to person of the same sex. there are people who are extremely attractive, it's inevitable to find them attractive regardless of their gender. for example many girls admit that they'd "go lesbians" for actresses like emma watson or natalie portman.

    also, there's nothing wrong with being gay. and if you find women attractive, you are not gay. you can be bisexual or pansexual, but not gay.

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  • 213
    8 years ago

    chap you gay

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    God hates OP

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Maybe God hates you.

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