I am a sperm dog. women can't resist me.

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I am a sperm dog. I seeth with masculinity. I am hairy, muscular, unkept, my face is beautiful, and my eyes wild with desire. I am the beautiful animal all women want to tame.

So what? 4
Go get laid. 1
Women like gentlemanly rich guys. Without money, no action. 0
Women are afraid of you. 0
Join the army. 0
Other. Please comment. 2
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  • ☆☆☆I'm☆A☆Star☆☆☆
    7 years ago

    Nobody can resist me because ☆☆☆I'm☆A☆Star☆☆☆!!

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  • VirgilManly
    7 years ago

    Sperm dog? Does the AKC put them in the Toy Group?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Women put me in a league of my own.

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    Bullshit

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      You're jealous bro. Go cry to your mother. I am the sex king.

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      • Rusty-Rider
        7 years ago

        My sheep love me unconditionally or else they become lamb chops.
        Ya' can't beat that.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          Valid point, bro. Valid point.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    Um okay, my man has mostly blond hair on his head, but red hair on other parts of his body. I guess you could say he's a strawberry blond which I love because it's like the best of both worlds for me.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Is he an animal that you want to tame?

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      • RoseIsabella
        7 years ago

        Hahaha! He can be pretty feisty, but when he's tired he sleeps like a baby.

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        • richardgerecameinmyass
          7 years ago

          I have not taken a dump yet today. Have you taken your morning quintuple dump yet?

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          • RoseIsabella
            7 years ago

            I just birthed a massive mud-snake about an hour ago, it was a multi flush dump. I was afraid I was gonna have to go get the plunger. It was pretty hardcore. I think Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse would have described it as a pretty brutal dump.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          That's because you have the touch.

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          • RoseIsabella
            7 years ago

            I guess I do, I dunno.

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              7 years ago

              Don't worry, you do. I would know. Women tell me that my touch makes them sleep like a baby as well.

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  • Barbarella
    7 years ago

    Ok. Let's meet for drinks. You sound interesting.

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