I am a nail biter, but it's worse...

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I bite my nails, I used to bite my toenails until I got too fat to bend my leg up so I could reach my toenails. Still bite my fingernails, constantly, even the corners of the skin next to the nails; it gets hard and with one bite, poof, comes off clean. I clip my toenails now, religiously, and I save the clippings, even sweeping the floor for the cut off when I didn't catch it. I put them all on the bathroom countertop and later, when I go to bed, I put them on the nightstand and eat them one by one. I'll roll them around in my mouth, nibble at them until I'm able to separate the layers of the nail. After they've completely been broken down, I swallow them and then start the cycle anew when they grow back out. Is this weird?

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  • Twi5t3d
    13 years ago

    What has this world come to? It's filled with sociopaths. Fucking A.

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  • viper305
    13 years ago

    M'kay. Its confirmed.. Humanity is devolving.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    13 years ago

    I can't stop; the nails don't stop growing. I can't believe I'm the only one who does this.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Damn, no wonder our country is going to shit. I scratch the skin off my head, collect it out of my finger nail ruts and then throw it away and continuously pick at the scabs, but thats about as far as it goes.

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  • bichonsrock
    13 years ago

    I used to bite my nails, but now that there starting to grow, I stoped , I work in retail
    and customers see my nails so they look better,

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  • Trismegistus
    13 years ago

    ehm.I have been doing this.For a while.I gave it up a long time ago cause I found out eating nails was not good for me.So now I just burn them after detaching them from my fingers.Or I leave them a little bit everywhere.Anyway,I started cutting the overgrowing skin off my fingernails with a knife.
    And I must admit,I can't resist to those.I also burn my own hair after shaving it off.I put the whole thing in a little metallic bowl pour some alcohol in it and set the whole thing on fire.
    Sometimes I do it with my own cum too.
    Then I stare at the fire and wonder.It fascinates me.Those cells were once a part of me,and now they are going up in smoke.
    I'm weird am I?
    Well,breath my smoke!You goddamn demofascist!

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  • funkyfriedcutie
    13 years ago

    I pick and bite at my nails and tow nails till they bleed, but i would never save or eat any of it. i mean I eat the skin I bite off sometimes but that is as far as it goes

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  • Bobmac108
    13 years ago

    Omg I'm no gonna lie I do this too you're so not alone

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I eat my nails and skin and hair

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    what the fuck!? thats kind of...disgusting!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I suggest you stop, nails are made of keritin which dosn't digest and will float around in your stomach for a loong time. It's actually a mental disease to eat your hair obsessively, this may be the same thing. Go to the doctor if you get stomach pains.

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  • lewlew80
    13 years ago

    That shit is naaaaasty !

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Eeeewwww that's disgusting

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Thts soo gross and must hurt taking the nail off! It hurts just thinking about it!

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  • EbonyMT
    13 years ago

    Dx

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I'm going to take a wild guess and say no
    0______0

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  • tori
    13 years ago

    O_O ah heck no!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Are you kidding me?

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  • ramiz
    13 years ago

    LOL this cant be true

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  • gowila
    13 years ago

    I love biting my nails, but I'm a serial killer and a pedofile.

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  • mr.jiiiiigles
    13 years ago

    O my Freakin govsjsjsvd. I hope this isn't a real seiroous story like u made it up

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  • kellstar
    13 years ago

    Yuck!!!

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  • BUGABOO-666-
    13 years ago

    Holy hell.

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  • confusedman101
    13 years ago

    Abosofuckingtly

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