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I am a genie

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I am a fucked up genie. You have only one wish. Wish for anything you want and I will try my best to mess it up for you.

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howaminotmyself

9 years ago

I don't remember rubbing any lamp.

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Dulse.

9 years ago

ＣａｎＩｈａｖｅａｔｕｒｔｌｅ？

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I don't know, can you?
  
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anti-hero

9 years ago

I wish I had cancer.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  *poof*
  
  *gives you spinal cancer*
  *buries your hands and feet in solid concrete*
  *makes your butthole irresistible to gay men*
  
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  - anti-hero
    
    9 years ago
    
    That last bit is old news.
    
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shuggy-chan

9 years ago

So basicly your a monkeys paw?

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

9 years ago

can yall make my breakfast for me?

im hungry but im tired and the kitchens all the way over there

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Sneaky little sidewalk creature :)
  
  Thinking you could trick me into making breakfast when you put it in request format instead of wish format.
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    9 years ago
    
    i sure wish someone could make me breakfast
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Wish granted :D
      
      *chops and dices you*
      *throws you in a pan*
      
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      - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        
        9 years ago
        
        beats turkey bacon
        
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Alquen

9 years ago

I wish for you to give me the ability to shapeshift to any form I want within 5 seconds (in Earth time), with no effects that would be detrimental to my phyiscal, mental, or emotional well-being, whilst retaining my normal state of consciousness, and for you to instantly cease to exist afterwards.

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Anonymous200

9 years ago

I want a beautiful girlfriend who's fun to be around.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  *poof*
  
  Gives you a transvestite*
  
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Angelmikeal

9 years ago

i wish i had more money in my bank and in my account more than anyone in the world.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Sigh... you asked for it.
  
  *poof*
  
  *kills every human on Earth and puts a penny in your bank account
  
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reallyalthea

9 years ago

WishMaster ! Make Your Wish !

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kingofcarrotflowers

9 years ago

I wish for my wish of money to have no unforseen negative outcome

;)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Unforseen, you say?
  
  *poof*
  
  *turns you into a blind tortoise and gives you 500,000,000,000 Zimbabwean Dollars
  
  ;)
  
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  - kingofcarrotflowers
    
    9 years ago
    
    Damnation
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      I'm sneaky like that :P
      
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      - kingofcarrotflowers
        
        9 years ago
        
        Cheeky bastard :p
        
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Freedom_

9 years ago

I wish for freedom, wisdom and understanding.

It's my birthday so gimme all three!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  It's your birthday?! :O
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PLWHHFBAGBOH!!! <3
  
  *grants your wish*
  
  *turns you into a 95 year old man from Switzerland*
  
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  - Freedom_
    
    9 years ago
    
    Awesome, thanks! The penis is a big plus....if only I could get it to work properly...
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Here, use mine
      
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      - Freedom_
        
        9 years ago
        
        Still nothing.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        9 years ago
        
        I think it died of embarrassment :(
        
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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

I wish for just a little bit more.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  *poof*
  
  Gives you a little bit more cholesterol
  
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Cuntsiclestick

9 years ago

I wish I could eat all the dairy products I want without getting gas or diarrhea.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  *poof*
  
  Now when you eat dairy products, you get epilepsy
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    9 years ago
    
    Oh screw you you stupid bas-
    *thinks for a moment*
    Well, this WILL keep me from eating unhealthy garbage! Hooray! Thank you genie!
    :)
    
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Shackleford96

9 years ago

I wish to fly!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  *poof*
  
  *turns you into a fly and teleports you into a frog zoo*
  
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  - VinnyB
    
    9 years ago
    
    Are frog zoo's a thing?
    
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    - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      
      9 years ago
      
      in quebec they is
      
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      - VinnyB
        
        9 years ago
        
        I Quebec, I would think frogs in a cage would be called a prison.
        
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Do you wish for it to be a thing?
      
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      - VinnyB
        
        9 years ago
        
        No, i wanted the tiny genies in my ass, but you already gave that away, so I have no wish.
        
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  - Shackleford96
    
    9 years ago
    
    Oh no, I'm doomed!
    
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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  9 years ago
  
  *genie loosens gas pipe fittin in yalls basement*
  
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  - Shackleford96
    
    9 years ago
    
    Hey you ain't the genie, mister.
    
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    - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      
      9 years ago
      
      no but i think all will agree bout my overwhelmin geinality
      
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Bluey_neilo

9 years ago

It is not normal to be a genie if that's what you are asking.

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Redcoats

9 years ago

I wish for more genies (:

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  *grants your wish*
  
  You now have 78 one centimetre tall genies who live in your glutus maximus. They are all deaf and can not grant your wishes.
  
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  - Redcoats
    
    9 years ago
    
    Lucky for me I know sign language (:
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      The genies in your butt have no need for eyes because there is no light :)
      
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      - Redcoats
        
        9 years ago
        
        Lemmings. You put lemmings in my butt? O:
        
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        anti-hero
        
        9 years ago
        
        Lemmings have eyes.
        
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omghahahawasbanned

9 years ago

I want multiple intense orgasms, starting NOW!

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