I am a britsh / pakistani living in spark hill in birmingham
Welcome to Spark Hill Birmingham, the capital of British Pakistan.
They all know me, like my suit?
Anyway I have a problem, my daughter is marrying a known homosexual Hamjad Malik. He is known for going to gay bars and swinging clubs with other gay men.... But If I don't let this wedding go ahead Hamjads father will not invest 250,000 into my new corner shop franchise with a company car.... So his coming round tonight for a meal. I shall let this wedding go ahead keith from next door is also round he is the butler for the night.
Number one citizen Khan