I always wondered what lesbians do during sex.

My wife and kids are out of town this holiday weekend visiting my inlaws down in Florida where they retired. I had planned on cheating on her. She really pissed me off a week or so ago. So, you know, fuck her. Anyway, so last night I'm out cruising the bars -a rare occasion for me- and things were looking kind of dismal. Thought about getting a hooker, but I told myself that I shouldn't do something that risky. Might catch something and pass it on to my wife. Anyway, at the third seedy dive I get to, I meet this lesbian couple. One was a fox, and the other one was plain and mannish. But after we got to talking and tossing back a few, both of them looked hot to me. They were fun girls. No doubt about it. So I end up at their place. A really nice apartment (why do gay people always seem to have nice things?). We have more drinks. Smoke some really awesome bud. The next thing I know I am bed with them,all three of us naked. Here's the thing: everything we did was oral. They got each other off, they got me off, I got each of them off, by way of human lips and tongue. So seeing as I have never had sex with two lesbian before, is this normal? No penetration on my part. I wanted to of course, but I got so caught up with what we were doing, I thought fuck it, go with the flow. I was hot as a pistol. I still wonder is this how lesbians do it?

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Comments ( 9 )
  • Shiny_Down

    You are a complete douchebag for cheating on your wife as way of revenge. Fuck you.

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  • flyingnostalgia

    How about asking your wife?

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    • PenisBalls_McMurphy

      Why cant you just shut up already?

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      • flyingnostalgia

        Oh...i for once thought you had finally given up on stalking, but here you are again. Well i cant always be lucky.

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  • Whatever25

    Well not exactly, sometimes lesbians happen to have big dicks.

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  • billygoatgruff

    It happens exactly like this...

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4WuV6Htf1tw

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  • bucho's_butt

    I always thought lesbians peed in each others mouths and did double anal dildos. At least that's what they do in the movies I've seen.

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  • Beep_Beep

    The mannish looking woman was supposed to finger your butt to show you that she was the dominant animal.

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  • mystery7

    A mannish looking woman giving you head? Would that make you gay?

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