I accidentally got a boner

I am 18 years old. I went to my friend's to help him move some stuff out of his garage. His mom was the one who originally called me to help her move some boxes from her house. I went over to Jack's house and then I helped him move a few boxes and then his mom called me inside to move some boxes from the basement. So I went down there, and moved a bunch of boxes. It all went wrong when his mom came down there and started helping me out. I was just an innocent young guy who decided to wear shorts to help out his friend's mom (not a good idea for a young man to wear shorts around attractive women).

To be honest, his mom isn't even that hot. She's like 40 years old with a decent body because she's a swim instructor. She is a very nice woman, me and her talk and I personally don't have any "feelings" for her. I felt a little funny feeling around my dick and I knew what was coming. She then bent over to pick up a box and then her shirt lifted and I saw her boobs. I didn't mean to but it just happened. She then looked up and saw my boner but didn't say anything but it was very embarrassing for me and awkward for her. I helped her lift all the boxes and stayed away from my friend because I didn't want him to think that I did something inappropriate to his mom. His mom saw the boner quite a few times and she smiled. The worst part was when she bend over right in front of my boner like 8 times or something ( I wanted to hit her in the butt just joking). The worst part was when she bent over only once and then gave me lecture after how " I shouldn't let my body keep me away from interacting with women." Overall I think she's a great lady and I don't have feelings for her but IS THIS NORMAL?

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Based on 260 votes (225 yes)
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Comments ( 29 )
  • Thewomanizer

    Im a girl but I personally think this is normal because I've heard that penises have a mind of their own

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    • disthing

      I call my penis The Brain because it seems to want to take over the world, every single night.

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      • dirtybirdy

        I was going to make a joke about Pinky....but I won't. Hehehe

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        • disthing

          I think you just did :P

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    • Fammer3

      VERY TRUE, unfortunately...

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  • shuggy-chan

    you saw boobs, not your fault

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  • JustDave

    So normal, its classic. I'll bet she was probably flattered that she could still give a young guy a boner.

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  • An DeN WhItE StUfF CoMeD OuT?!

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    • manfart99

      tommy you comment on everything

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      • Thewomanizer

        sooooo true!!

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      • BuLlShIt YoU GoD DaMnEd LiAr!!!!!!

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    • Avant-Garde

      *Presents box of tissues*

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      • Thank you vanguard.

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    • CoolGuy2878

      ur a fag right?

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  • jamesmitchell29486

    Why u no try to bone her?

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  • kyanviado

    Bone her instead of bitching about it before your balls pack up and leave

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  • fallenangelstarr

    Lol she obviously knows ur young and dont have all that much um self control. but thats kinda funny :) and its completely normal hun. Think grape fruit next time ;)

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    • CoolGuy2878

      thanks for the advice... but what does "think grape fruit next time" mean?

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      • Avant-Garde

        Some breasts are like grapefruit.... What about cheese or a maple leaf?

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      • fallenangelstarr

        think bout something that isnt sexual like food or things u dont like to control ur lil friend popping up lol

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Yes guys get boners. When you are young it is hard to stop them. Do not feel bad it is not your fault. These kinds of things happen. No you are not a bad person. Nothing is wrong with you. This is perfectly normal. I would advice to wear a different type or pair of pants next time. The mother did not trip because she knows your a young boy.

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  • CheyChey

    It would have been unsettling and creepy if you were like 25 but you're an 18 year old guy so it's funny & kinda sweet.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Lol. Yes, it is.

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  • q25t

    Yeah, this is normal but one question. Why didn't you quickly pick up a box and just hold it in front of you?

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    • Avant-Garde

      If he's going up steps, I'd imagine that to be somewhat hard.

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      • Thewomanizer

        hahah the pun u just used ;P

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        • Avant-Garde

          Ah, I can't believe I missed that! Completely unintentional that was:0

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      • CoolGuy2878

        You're right

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  • orgasmio7

    You've missed a great opportunity to fuck this sexy, provocative, erection desiring appreciating woman. Of course she was embarrassed to start with, but after that she began to 'come-on' to you physically......& you didn't 'click'.
    She is certain to create another opportunity for you.

    Never be ashamed of getting an 'unplanned' erection; once they have 'adjusted', women love it.

    When she told you that about your body, what she surely meant was, 'even with a spontaneous erection [which I know you can't help getting - I've got son of my own]
    you can still try to relate to me in a natural way.

    She may also have been pissed off that you didn't give HER more chance to suck & fuck you. She SMILED when she saw your erection; that probably meant she wanted it inside her.

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