I’m going to commit crimes when i’m old

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I want to have as many life experiences as possible, including committing a major crime such as murder. But I don’t want to get a life sentence for it so I just want to wait until I’m really old, commit a mass murder, get life in prison and enjoy the free food and accommodation (as well as the fame) in my last years of life.

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    I understand this mindset actually lol. Still please don't do it tho.

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  • LornaMae
    4 years ago

    You just cracked the millenial retirement plan problem!

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      4 years ago

      i hear the avocado toast in prison aint all that great

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      • LornaMae
        4 years ago

        On the plus side you can get the coffee in your venti iced soy hazelnut caramel latte for free!!!

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  • SwickDinging
    4 years ago

    I dunno... Being very old in prison sounds uncomfortable and stressful. When I'm old I want to be able to eat my favourite foods, snuggle up on the sofa in front of the fire place, and poo whenever I need to in my clean, private toilet. And also not get shanked in the middle of the night.

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    • raisinbran
      4 years ago

      He can do it in Norway or Sweden where prisoners get everything you just mentioned.

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  • perfectxsilence
    4 years ago

    You wouldn't want to die free? 🤔

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  • SunSnow
    4 years ago

    No free food dumb u have to work and then can get mess

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