How would you treat god the father if you knew him today?

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Hypothetically, if the god of the old testament came down to earth in human form like Christians believe his son did, just to be ironic or "lampshade"(good one guys nice term for parady) that story, how would you treat him if you met him? are you allowed to beat him up or slap him because your friends are giving him attention that you feel entitled to? would you have patience? would you feel superior because his avatar isn't as muscular as yours? would you be that idiotic to gang up on him?

just like his fictional son... 3
like an equal, no special treatment. 9
I'd have a slight respect. 4
I'd try to kill him 37 times. 8
I'd be kind to him. 12
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  • MauriceLikesChicks1015
    7 years ago

    God should be treated with the most respect as we praise him for his works and for the creation of us all today. I would treat God with respect and be kind to him since he is our father after all.

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  • ANTI-CHRIST
    7 years ago

    I'd show him how I felt.

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    • spidey3
      7 years ago

      like this right? it really really taints everything forever.

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  • Mephisto1
    7 years ago

    I'd make up a story about hitler surviving 40 assassination attempts just in case someone miraculously kept surviving that my guys wouldn't stop trying to kill him no matter what happened.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    I would love and honor him as my Heavenly Father, if he was in fact God.

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  • Ghost-of-dreamsao
    7 years ago

    I wouldn't treat him any way. Because he wouldn't exist.

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    • Ellenna
      7 years ago

      Good one!

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      • Ghost-of-dreamsao
        7 years ago

        I really don't like you. Can you please agree not to communicate with me?

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  • almostdiedagain829
    7 years ago

    God is the opposite of Jesus Christ. jesus let people push him around and bully him because he was fictional. God lies all the time to people he doesn't like, and frequently travels through time.

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  • dolphinboy
    7 years ago

    he's not real

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  • ogrelord
    7 years ago

    i'd ask him if he has the power to create heaven and the galaxy, why does he sit back and watch people starve and children being raped and murdered when he has the power to stop it

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  • lunarmoon90
    7 years ago

    I don't really think God is a him or a her, but more of a force that surrounds us.

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  • sjpd359
    7 years ago

    But, unicorns DO exist, don't they? Please say yes

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  • Holzman_67
    7 years ago

    just a slob like one of us

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  • Couman
    7 years ago

    I'd have alot of questions for him, not least concerning some seriously strange decisions he's made over the years.

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  • Waste
    7 years ago

    Well, this is my answer to this question and swallow what I have to say.
    There is no god and if there is one he is so screwed up. He doesn't know what to do with planet Earth. The jesus story is only 2000 years old. He create dinosaur and all that crap to make it disappear with an asteroid and then start something else. Before that there were more creations and more junk and more Shit. If he is the creator Why in hell did he create something from the beginning. He doesn't know what the hell create next so he needs to end this chapter to go to the next. Do you follow me? I don't care what I am saying because first of all I didn't ask to be born, no one fucking ask me to come here, they just put me here. So I really don't give a hell. If I am going to hell for this well so be it. Did natives believe in god or gods. There were intelligent people around the world thousands of years ago. Stop believing that there is a stupid god.

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  • Ellenna
    7 years ago

    This has to be one of the most hypothetical questions I've ever come across and of course it has no answer, because god doesn't exist.

    You might as well ask us how we'd treat a unicorn if we found one in the back yard.

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    Get him drunk and get him laid.

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