How would you take over the world?

As a man who takes inspiration from 'Pinky And The Brain', where Brain is the boss and his plans always fail, I'd start my own religion or attempt to change Australia with Frenchism, a philosophy I made up to act like a Frenchman, also will be a way of life with the following tenets: the Frenchman is an honest man and loves food, wine, and romance. A typical Frenchman wears plain clothes and a beret, especially a blue and white striped shirt and a beret. This is how, once I'm finished with my degrees, I'll be taking over the world. Frenchism has the quasi-Catholic belief that there's God, since a typical Frenchman is Catholic. The idea is to shock the religious people with an angel statue of myself and the Classis (my version of a school) right next to North Adelaide's cathedral. What I want is reactions to such a strange religion just for it to exist, and I'll pretend to be freaky when I'm just a normal person, I'm very capable of being very different but I'm the authority so I can get away with it. No more medicines, no more doctors and no more thinking I'm not sane. As far as I'm concerned, this building is going to be expensive, the idea is an open structure for 24-hour a day worship. When I know more about God this will start. So, how would you take over the world? Mind you, my religious cult is about being different, it rejects popular religion and it's all the truth. It's not only a religion, it's instruction on organic gardening, Darwinism and the philosophies I believe in, all presented in a spiritual way, therefore it uses reason and it's not anti-intellectual.