How would you respond to this hottie?

You're sitting on a park bench and the most attractive person you've ever seen on sits down directly beside you. They smell as amazing as they look. You don't know what to say so instead you sneak a peak at them when you think they aren't looking. Just as you look they look at you too and they're making some flirty eye contact. They smile. You smile back. Then they say, "Meow."

What do you say back?

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Based on 15 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 18 )
  • RoseIsabella

    Meow of course would be the proper response. If you're so inclined you could offer a friendly bark, but I would hold off on any panting.

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  • Jweezee

    Whip out a laser pen and point it at my wang

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    • VirgilManly

      lol.

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  • VinnyB

    I change benches.

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  • TrustMeImLying

    Depends on the tone of their meow. Friendly? Curious? Kitten-like? In heat? Threatening? Hungry?

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    That fucking cocksucker. I'm usually the first to meow. Fuck you, "Meow"

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  • Shrunk

    Do I look like a cat to you? Am I jumpin around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?!

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  • Redcoats

    I'd meow back of course (:

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  • Cliche1234

    LMAO! Didn't see that coming at all.

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  • FANTABULOUS

    Lol...that's weird.

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  • Shackleford96

    I'd burst into song:

    'Kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it!'

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  • thegypsysailor

    What difference if she's beautiful or not? If she's a girl, many IINers would pick up and run for the hills, if ANY girl meowed at them.

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  • Dot123

    Sniff the persons butt.

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  • Watashi

    Laugh, I guess.

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  • IIN2?uestionlife

    Bark...then ask if she like it doggy style.

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  • Darkoil

    I'd woof back.

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  • mystery7

    If she says meow you're in.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I rape them.

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