How would you react to an acquaintance doing this?

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OK, you're sitting there chatting with a good, solid acquaintance. He/she farts and proceeds to very actively sniff their fart, whiffing it up to their nose and inhaling deeply and possibly making comments like "oh yeah, that reeks" or "mmm, that was a good one". What are you thinking?

Please elaborate in a comment.

Ah, my new bff! 8
We have crossed a barrier and will now be closer. 10
Huh huh, cool, I guess. 9
Whatever. I don't care. 13
Um, what are you doing? 47
Oh HELL no! Do that again and I won't talk to you again. 14
Well, I'm leaving and I won't be back. Nasty! 25
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  • davesumba
    11 years ago | pl

    I dislike immature people, so I'd probably seek more mature acquaintances to further a friendship with.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      What's immature about recycling?

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      • Avant-Garde
        11 years ago

        It surprises me that gas masks aren't popular:/

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  • kingsleycrowne
    11 years ago

    Well its pretty classless and vulgar and I don't really care much for it. Gosh there's so much fart related shit on this website...

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    • KnightNigelWellingtonXXI
      11 years ago

      "Fart related shit?!!!!!" Hehe.

      Signed,
      Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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      • kingsleycrowne
        11 years ago

        I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that.

        Signed,
        Me VII

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    I would sit in my chair with eyes wide in horror. I would then proceed to make up an excuse so that I'll be able to get away.

    "Oh shit! I think I left the oven on. I better go now and quickly too. I don't want my casa to burn down!!!"

    OR:

    *Pretends to a read text message*

    *Makes a shocked expression on face*

    *Acquaintance is too busy enjoying her fuckery to take concern*

    *Screw her smells, I'll say it away!*

    *Tries to appear anguished*

    "The strangest thing just happened... A friend of mine was on her way to my house to express her feelings to me when fell down a manhole. Her sister is the one that texted me. Apparently, she passed out when she landed in the sewage... She's in the hospitable now and... and,,"

    *Still contorting face and sniffing back fluids*

    "I'm sorry but I have to go now."

    *Acquaintance finally rise to show some care. It is quite clear that she enjoys her Trapdoor Wind more*

    *I get up and make a dramatic exit*

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    11 years ago

    Laugh

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  • Caity21Lifee
    10 years ago

    I would sit there. With my eyes wide O_O. Scooting away every chance i got..... Scoot....Scoot.....Scoot.... UNTIL I REVEAL MY BOOBY TRAP And they go flying into the air. Mwahaha. No, id just go outside and pretend like i hadnt had air for 5 years.

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  • Ghost-of-the-Marlboro-Man
    11 years ago

    I'd blow smoke in their face.

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  • NothingxCrazy
    11 years ago

    My best friend used to fart in front of me from time to time. She would always blame my cat, even if he wasn't there..

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I don't think someone you hardly know would do that.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    Probably tell them that it is disgusting in a humorous yet serious manner.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    We have reached a new low.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs
    11 years ago

    I used to live with a guy who would pick his nose whilst talking to me, like it was no big deal. First time he did it I was like DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? IM RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU MAN!! After that, I would just say 'Take you bloody fingers out of your nose David, you filthy boy'.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      I had a friend and one day me and this friend were reading my Megaman manga. At some point, I realized that he was picking his nose and eating his findings whilst reading my magna. I was horrified. He was doing this as if it was as normal as spreading condiments on your toast while drinking a cup of espresso. The only thing that seem to be of any importance to him at that moment was his boogers, himself and my book. I kept sitting there with my eyes wide hoping that he would stop. He never did and it was really starting to get on my nerves. So, I asked him if he would "Please, stop that." I remember him looking mad as well as hurt but he stopped nonetheless.... O_0

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    I would be shocked that someone who's just an acquaintance farts in my presence. I have tried to think about it but sincerely I really don't know how I would react.

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