How would you react if someone said this to you?

speaking of nonsensical pickup lines, I wanted to use this one last winter: "You know I've never had a girl reject me for her number. Would you like to be the first?"

you see, given how cocky the first line sounds, most would instinctively want to say no. And a no means she is actually agreeing to give me her number. Now if she doesn't give me it, I will pull out my phone and reveal how I have our conversation recorded, and threaten to take her to court if she doesn't honor her word. It's the perfect trap!

Waaay too corny. No thanks.

"Hmm. Indeed. A Polar Bear joke. I like polar bears, therefor we are to be wed."

After i giggled, I'd roar at them and watch their head go flying with one mighty paw swipe.

I'd think that was pretty lame but I'd be polite to them and talk for a little bit. They might be nice but just have zero game.

I'd tell her: We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

I honestly would not know what to say. I can't laugh because I know the comment isn't funny, but I can't show them that I don't care because that would look bad. I'd probably wind up doing or saying something awkward as fuck.

I find corny lines to be annoying, but honestly my first thought is what does he look like.

Take it too literally and explain why this isn't an issue, or even a common problem with polar bears.

I'd immediately walk away, cringing.

It wouldn't be enough to intrigue or impress me . I think most people can use web search engines , I expect more from a woman . I do appreciate a woman who comes onto me first though , it's extremely sexy .

Laugh and tell the girl, "Hey sweetheart, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" She won't be able to resist my pitch-black eyes XD

This would never happen. If it does, I am going to have a long night, full of laughs XD

Are they implying im a fat polor bear? I dont think I got the joke.

I'd probably just laugh.

I personally like corny jokes and I like when I am approached differently then the old "can I get your number" or "do you have a man" etc.

i dont know

Positively considering they took the effort to speak to me and didn't come out with the stereotypical "You're hot" or other comments on my physical form.

I'd be looking around for the men in the white coats, who must surely be searching for this escapee from a mental institution.

aint polar bears black peoples slang for white peoples?

I think that's actually pretty damn cute in an awkward kind of way

I'd probably look her in the eyes for about 3 seconds without saying anything, then hold out my hand and say my name, followed by a 'Nice to meet you'.