How would you rather die?

How would you rather die if all of these options are recorded and spread worldwide & get millions of views via interwebz.

Russian roulette vs anybody you choose untill you lose 24
Nailed to a cross jesus style while getting a strip tease 4
A street fight vs bruce lee on steriods and meth with num chucks 10
A gun fight vs a group of trained assassins 17
Sword fight vs an elite samurai 9
Abducted by aliens and tested on untill you die (not recorded) 10
Die from a broken heart (the sex was incredible though/not recorded) 36
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Comments ( 36 )
  • NeuroNeptunian

    DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!

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    • Avant-Garde

      Your reward for such a great reference is a plate of hot desert.

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  • Jeaneathean

    None of those, thanks.

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  • Cucco

    Protecting the one I love.

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  • anti-hero

    I will go with the broken heart for the great sex.

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  • FionnaCakeFan

    If I'm ever killed, I rather be in my sleep. If I die during the day, I want to just naturally die.

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  • DandyElfman

    sudden heart attack

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  • House

    In my sleep.

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  • Coolieo

    Swordfight vs elite samurai!

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  • King_Felix_IV

    Gun fight VS group of trained assassins. I'm pretty good with a gun so I may just stand a chance.
    Others would be certain death for me.

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  • Elliemental

    Samurai, nice sharp blade! Don't really want to be In too much pain, but would prefer to be old and drift away whilst being close to the people I love, or an apocalypse so no one would be left alone or grieving.

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  • Jeaneathean

    You know that bit in the Cameron Crowe film 'Almost Famous' where they all think the plane is about to crash.....?

    I have long thought that would be a good way to go. Just a few minutes to collect your thoughts and make your peace with yourself and those you are with, and possibly make a couple of phone calls.

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  • Alone in my sleep.

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  • Holzman67

    I'll probably die of an art attack

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  • Avant-Garde

    Certainly none of those!

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  • Sketcher18

    None of these really appeal to me.
    I know this sounds very weird,
    but if I didn't die in my sleep, I would like to die by getting killed by a famous killer.
    That way, people would always see my name on the news
    or on the internet and maybe someone would play me
    in films about them.

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    • Then you would be immortalized as a victim. You really want to be remembered as a helpless victim?

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      • Sketcher18

        I never said I wouldn't fight back.
        Even so, it's better than some other ways to go.

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        • Sketcher18

          Besides that, I thought I mentioned
          that the first way I want to die is in my sleep.
          I was just talking, geez.
          Out of all these comments, you pick mine? Why?
          Why aren't you asking others why they want to die in certain ways? Why not make it even?

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  • A gun battle with a group of trained assassins would give me a fighting chance. Though ultimately, I would die since the premise of this story is how my end would be met...I'd go down with glory and honor.

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  • Anime7

    It would be an honor to meet Bruce Lee, so I'd fight him. I don't want steroids or meth though.

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  • I thought this would be a morbidly interesting post. But all of the options imply that I would die instantly. Fuck that. If it were a knife fight to the death with someone trying to kill my family, and I fought until my last breath, then I would be ok with dying. Or if I were to be killed by a gorgeous slutty assassin after plowing her, that would be ok too. But a firefight with trained assasins? Sword fight with elite samurai? Thats not even interesting, the outcome would be so predictable and it would happen in seconds. Thats like asking me if I would be satisfied to die by climbing over the white house fence with a realistic toy gun in my hand only to be shot in the head instantly by one of the many snipers they certainly have posted all around.

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  • Imsupernormal

    I choose to fight Bruce Lee because he is already dead. So I will be fighting a corpse. I live!

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    • Holzman67

      Gee zombie Bruce lee would be quite a difficult opponent though. Martial art bloodlust

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  • KaffeInjection

    Forced to the floor with no escape.... RC car with a chainsaw sticking out the front just waiting to gore right into my neck.

    On the floor.... Not keeping my eyes away one second from the Anvil that's about to bash my face in.

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  • bananaface

    "A street fight vs bruce lee on steriods and meth with num chucks"

    I'll go with this one, because "num chucks" makes me think of Bruce Lee chucking number questions at me.:P Also, the idea of Bruce Lee vs. the street fight itself, rather than me.:D Plus, Bruce Lee kicks arse! Although I suppose in this instance that wouldn't work in my favour.:/

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    • Imsupernormal

      So basically you will be fighting a corpse?

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    I'd like to die in a way that supports my artistic concept. It would be perfect if i could predict my death in a painting, which I'm pretty sure will happen.

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  • shadowqueen

    having to sit through a canadian film festival (referance)

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  • thegruffalo

    I chose the Bruce Lee one. It'd be quick. Reeeal quick.

    Also you get to see Bruce Lee being awesome!

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  • shuggy-chan

    I'd what to die in my mansion vacation home and precede to have to best weekend ever with my two young employees

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    • bananaface

      Haha, noooo! This isn't what you were talking about in chat ages ago, is it?:P

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      • shuggy-chan

        No that's the movie plot of "a weekend at Bernie's"

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  • ants91shearer

    I want to die riding my MOTOR BIKE, why? because its the way to live .

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  • jim8255

    i would rather to shoot at chunk norris' balls, then 5 extremely painful days later, i die

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    • Holzman67

      Chunk Norris? Is that chuck norris's cousin?

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