How would you name your child?

"Mistake".

I'll name it Mailbox.

Vanilla

Yipjaw Crumpet Nutbush. The third. Esquire.

Chubbly

Is Pepsi on the list? What about enchilada? I know a guy named Taco for reals :l

I think I'm not understanding this poll...

I like 'Lily' for a girl and 'Kaleb' for a boy.

The names :
Product one. Product two. Product three. Prod.....

All my children are going to be named after classic commedia dell'arte characters. Im going to have a Scaramuccia, Columbina and a baby Pantolone.

Something classy, like Ramon Garcia Delgado or something.

Adolf ...

Marmalade... so she can be Creole Lady Marmalade. But I'd need to move to the deep south for that.

I'd name my child by giving my child a name.

... I couldn't resist. I'd call my child "Mrs Merryweather Butterhymen-Smithe".

Sorry, but all of those names are downright fucking stupid. I'll just give my son a warrior name, something manly.

My 1st child was named after a close friend of mine that I grew up with. My 2nd child was named after a sibling. My 3rd child was named after a grandparent. My 4th child was out of a baby name book. My 5th was named after the city we live in. And my 6th child after a drug. (lol)!!

We don't use names, we use serial numbers

You obviously got beat up and picked on a lot as a child, so you want to continue the tradition with your own children. Good on ya. Way to go.

None of the above...

Forgotthe Condom [my last name]

If its a boy it will be Lee Dawny Dustin ^^
and if its a girl idk but I hope to have twin boys

I am Numerologist a good name is which is by your date of birth.

I'm naming my kids after old gods and esoteric titles of royalty. Like 'Candace', 'Tiye', 'Grimmir', or 'Hati'.

These are all horrible names. I picked pan since that was the only semi normal name.

I'd call him buttsmeller McDickslammer-Facehole.