How would you kill someone?

If you were going to commit a murder, what kind of victim would you pick, what would be your modus operandi and how would you not get caught afterwards? Assuming you weren't killing for any particular motive (just to know what it felt like) how would you get away with killing someone?

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  • Loverofevesapples

    I would find the female with the longest skinniest neck ever and I would torture it brutally sadistically for months with my hands hanging rope wire pantyhose shoelaces zip ties she would beg me to kill her

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  • paramore93

    If I was feeling particularly evil - I'd leave them in Burnley town centre on a friday night and let nature take its course.

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  • TerriAngel

    As for the killing, thats the easy part.

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  • TerriAngel

    Ive heard:
    wet concrete at a major construction sight.
    drop from a helicopter onto a glacier.
    Drop into an active lava flow.
    Put through a wood chipper out on the ocean, then dump the chipper too.
    Drop into a mine and cover with lye.

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  • Wellyoudliketoknoweh

    Assuming it’s just for interest and not desire, the following might be one way of many.
    Get a homeless person if it’s just for the murder itself, someone who is not really part of the system or a big community. If you’re an angry murderer and love blood, well too bad but that’s not good cuz it can be easily followed back. Even though I’m not a fan of the thought of strangling that would probably be the best. Now with getting rid of the body, somehow it’s always gonna be found, but definitely don’t put it in the water, some parts will get to the surface anyways in most places. Don’t get messy and burning and burying doesn’t get rid of it all. Well maybe burning is the best of those 3 options but be sure to get rid of the bones afgerwards. There is an Material u can make out of normal baking stuff which is very resistant to fire called starlite I think, in which u could burn the body like in an oven. I’d say get acid, a strong acid u can make at home but be patient with the dissolving and prepare to get the ingredients so u cant be traced back easily. What is the difficult part is staying unnoticed, having an alibi and where to do the acid part, maybe get rid of whatever u dissolved the body in after cleaning it. But when it’s somebody nobody knows it will give u a lot of time before anyone notices. Beware of any cameras when Kidnapping the person, get that one unconscious also.
    Now, don’t ever do it please, but as u are posting here I am assuming that u won’t because that can be traced back too and it would be very stupid for a murderer to go via media and ask such a question.

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Assuming I really must do this which would never happen ..... I would probably rape someone and then murder them maybe with a gun or knife. Nothing fancy. Thats all the thinking I'm planning on doing for this morbid post lol.

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  • megadriver

    Can I pick the entire Bulgarian parliament? All of the worthless communist scum trapped in there and I'm in an F32/F22, hell even give me an P51 and I'll still make a good fireworks display. Very fitting for the 4th of July...

    Death of communism in one more country on Independence day.

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