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out of nowhere started masturbating on the phone while they're talking to you? Would it interest you or make you feel indifferent or some other emotion and what would you do? I'm asking because a woman I liked started doing this and I had no idea how to react so I told her to put it away. I must of been a dumbarse for doing so.
~Kevin
| Female: Interested | 13 | |
| Female: Not interested | 17 | |
| Male: Interested | 27 | |
| Male: Not Interested | 7 | |
| Other | 5 |
*Hangs up phone*
*Looks at the ceiling*
*Asks myself how I became such a shitty judge of character*
*Gets self together*
*Deleted number*
*Puts phone down*
*Goes outside*
*Stays outside long enough for the memory of the sound to dissipate*
*Comes back inside*
*Four missed calls*
*Blocks number*
*Moves on with life*
I'd probably be like: "Uh...*knocks on my table* someone's at the door. Talk later."
Someone done this to me on Skype, although she wasn't a crush. I tried to save the awkwardness to save her the embaressment buuuuut it didn't last too long until I found it awkward and made an excuse to close the chat.
I'd probably just try and ignore it and pretend that no such "fap" sounds are heard.
As a guy, I'd actually take it as a compliment. Although, it would be strange and I wouldn't know what to say.
For a guy it's the best thing ever.
If it was my crush I'd talk her through it, encourage her and have her imagine that it was my tongue instead.
It seems for girls though it's the creepiest thing ever.
I would be very confused because my crush is a fictional character around 40 who has a son around my age and is probably straight.
I'd be skeptical of the situation, but I'd be intrigued enough to keep going
I'd be interested if it was me he was fapping to. But if he was fapping to someone else while talking to me, screw that.
I'd be totally into it; we obviously both like each other, so go for it.