How to flirt with your teacher??

He's not married or anything so don't say "oh you're trying to rip him from his wife and kids" I just want to flirt not fuck ..thanks... He is a male and i'm a female hah

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Based on 106 votes (67 yes)
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  • college

    First, you have to study a lot and turn in all of the your homework, that way he'll see you in a positive light. Then, ace all of his quizzes and tests, that'll grab his attention. Be sure to raise your hand in class, ask pertinent questions, and volunteer to pass back homework and read aloud, that way he's sure to notice you. Lastly, when the time is right, ask him to write a letter of recommendation for you when you apply for college, then you'll have him in the palm of your hand.

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  • RainbowDischarge

    Here's how:
    YOU DONT

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  • SuperBenzid

    The first thing you do is admit to yourself that you do want to sleep with him and you would be down for it if he offered. The second thing to do is work on yourself so that the first thing is no longer true.

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  • briefcase[]wanker

    Not a good idea.

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  • Riddler

    Are you fucking serious? There is many things wrong with this picture. 1.He is your teacher and could lose his job 2.Sexual harassment on your end 3.if you are a minor he will go to prison for it. 4.You are leading him on and don't want anything serious 5.You are a fucking slut and I hope you drown in a lake.

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    • JohnTrollinski

      Couldn't agree more

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    • TheAnarchicalApairist

      Your logic is flawless, sweetie. Look. This girl can like whoever the fuck she wants to. Have you read the definition for flirting? It means as light as humanly fucking possible to suggest relationships. If he, the teacher, is a responsible person he will ignore the act or just tease gently back. Why not? It's harmless. My teacher is teased/teases constantly with students who she could, technically, be in a normal relationship with. So you can go fuck yourself before you start judging her decision. Liking your teacher is quite common, actually. The student may feel that the teacher can care for them more than a family member, or shows more affection to them than anyone else does. And, you forgot to use spaces after your pathetic list of malignant commentary. Enjoy your life, killjoy.

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      • Riddler

        Really not the fucking point I was making. He can A.Lose his job B.If its a minor will go to prison C.Its sexual harassment and D.She is leading him on(Which is fucked up in general. So simply LIKING the teacher is the the real fucking issue here. READ THE FUCKING COMMENT! I ALREADY STATED THE ISSUE. No where did I list "Liking your teacher is horrible". Obviously you don't care about anyone else besides yourself. You wouldn't give a shit if someone lost a job thanks to your stupidity. Go jump off a bridge you worthless whore.

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        • 1.He cant lose his job for flirting because obviously its not unwanted and I wouldn't report it and 2.Its not sexual harassment if its again not unwanted obviously I wouldn't mind him flirting back with me so in no way shape or form is it sexual harassment.. And how would flirting lead him on people flirt with random strangers everyday and 50% of the time nothing fucking happens..

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          • flawlessbabe_xoxo

            Im not sure why it posted anonymously but I posted that comment^^

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          • Silvergemrock

            I don't go flirting with random strangers or teachers (even if they are attractive). I don't know anyone who does flirt with teachers or random strangers.

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          • Riddler

            Do you know how they catch child molesters? Do you think any of the child molesters reported to the cops that they DID it? Child molesting teachers were reported by other people, or caught because of evidence saying they did it.

            Are you that fucking stupid? You really think people doing illegal things report what they are doing to the cops? You are also too stupid to know what flirting is. Flirting is telling a person you like them. If they end up liking you back since you pretended to like them that is called "LEADING THEM ON".

            Did your mother drop you on your head as a child? Maybe you drank bleach so lost a few brain cells. I had no idea a human could be this stupid but I have been astounded by your stupidity and lack of reasoning skills.

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            • flawlessbabe_xoxo

              I wasn't saying that he would report himself you dipshit I said I wouldn't report him because YOU said it is "sexual Harassment" And the definition straight from the dictionary "behave as though attracted to or trying to attract someone, but for amusement rather than with serious intentions" There you go ...

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            • Silvergemrock

              Whether your last paragraph is true or not. It is unnecessary, so I ask you to please stop insulting people (idiots or otherwise).

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            • TheAnarchicalApairist

              Flirting is not telling them you like them. Go read a book, you illiterate hick.

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        • Silvergemrock

          Please stop telling people to kill themselves. That is a form of psychological abuse (A.K.A. Bullying) not cool man.

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        • TheAnarchicalApairist

          You silly, fucking fool. And please, don't be hypocritical. "Clearly you don't care about anyone else." Lemme see if I can help you, but you clearly have a case of sadism. Liking is harmless. Relationships between students is not. Getting ripped from your job for teasing? Goddamn, you are totally fucking stupid. Seriously though, do really think that he'll get fucking sent to prison for flirting? She never said she wanted to have sex with him or go out, just to flirt, you folly son of a bitch. Now screw off, go patronize some other poor bastard. I stated a fact that you seemingly ignored. Liking your teacher is normal. But you WOULDN'T know that, because clearly you feel no sentiment whatsoever. I believe that is called sociopathic personality disorder. And E, you forgot to edit your goddamned list, or read my commentary advice. And we love your inimical insults. Just ravishing.

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    • Silvergemrock

      That, minus #5. That is just an insult which doesn't help anything.

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  • Avant-Garde

    How old are you? Many schools whether they be Universities or below, have policies which forbid such relationships from forming. If you are a minor, you could get him into a lot of trouble. Of course, he should bloody well know better than to be having a relationship with a minor. If you are in university, see what the school's policies are on such relationships. In general, I don't think this is a very good idea.

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    • flawlessbabe_xoxo

      Relationship??

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  • Aliceee93

    .. 'I wish you were my homework, cause I'd be doing you all over my desk'

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    • Silvergemrock

      WTheck. That's all I have the say to that comment. I have no idea.

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  • davesumba

    Bend and Snap!

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  • $ummerknight$

    Why flirt?

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  • Oh, I have some good advice for this, ok? Listen, because it is complex information.

    Are you ready? Here it is.

    Stop being a fucking cow and putting his career at risk.

    Did I mention the you being a cow part? Either way, again. You're a fucking cow.

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  • Silvergemrock

    It is inappropriate, unprofessional, and just like any doctor a teacher
    shouldn't be in a relationship with a student. If you are in a relationship with your teacher you could actually end up getting them and yourself in trouble.
    I know you probably wouldn't want that to happen.

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  • RoseIsabella

    This would have been better presented as a yes or no question than an iin query. How old are you anyway?

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    • flawlessbabe_xoxo

      Yes or No ?? Im asking how to flirt ??

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  • What is the fucking point then?

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  • tripw7

    Flirt becomes fuck with the unzip of the pants. It you want him to be close, make sure that he will not go to jail if he gets close to you. You don't want him to have a label of "sex offender", as this is for life. Know the facts and go with the legal flow. Good luck....

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    • flawlessbabe_xoxo

      It's not illegal to flirt..

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      • shuggy-chan

        And you are how old

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  • dave_13

    do what u want do get ready for the result .
    dont care about anything or any one

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