How selfish are you?!

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So, your friends (2 of them) are splitting a pizza with you, there is eight pieces out of eight. You can't split it equally, since it's a magical pizza. Someone will get three, one other will get three and another one will get two. How many do you take?

One Piece 22
Two Pieces 120
Three Pieces 56
Four Pieces 7
Five Pieces 3
Six Pieces 20
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  • DiscoDuck
    13 years ago | pl

    Can I have Magic Mushrooms on my Magic Pizza!!!

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  • Ribbit.
    13 years ago | pl

    Magical pizza is the bes kind. (:

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  • WiseGuy1000
    13 years ago | pl

    So

    1 Piece = Problems with Diet
    2 Pieces = Good friend
    3 Pieces = A bit selfish
    4 Pieces = Selfish
    5 Pieces = VERY Selfish
    6 Pieces = I'm surprised that you have any friends at all.

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    • [Old Memory]
      13 years ago

      and no. im suprized that u have any LIFE at all seeming at you judg people on votes. and dont tell me that you dont have any fat friends or fat people in your family.

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      • lisac1919
        12 years ago

        i think that was just a joke...?

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  • deepthought33
    13 years ago

    I usually take one at a time no matter how many I plan to eat.

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  • Malicious
    13 years ago

    I can't eat more than two anyways.

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  • Biohazard
    13 years ago

    2 is more than enough for me(:

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  • crazykittens
    13 years ago

    "You can't split it equally, since it's a magical pizza" -lol magical pizza.. i rofled.

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  • emilio
    13 years ago

    3 a bit selfish? im 6'4'' 210lbs and i ain't fat (get it?). I eat an entire pizza for supper ... I'm being more than fair ahahah

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  • princesspea105
    13 years ago

    I'd eat three because if someone has to have three it wouldn't matter if it was me. Not to mention it's my pizza!

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  • AtomicCollider
    13 years ago

    I would do a rock-paper-scissors game lol!

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  • envy_wrath
    13 years ago

    i just dont wana seem like a fat-ass

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    13 years ago

    Wow, not only was that poll completely retarded...it had a hint of GAY in it too, aka the "Magical Pizza.'' WTF?

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    11 years ago

    Tell them I sneezed on one of the bigger portions.

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  • lisac1919
    12 years ago

    1) i dont want to seem like fatass

    2) me and my friends are really polite so we'd end up repeating 'you take it, no you take it, no you take it'

    3) we would cut the last in three peices

    4) if im high or hungry or in a crazy mood it would just be a race to who gets to have that last peice or peices...

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  • chicken471bologna
    12 years ago

    I usually get full after 2 pieces

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    i usually eat 4 slices of pizza, but since I'm kind I'll only get 3.

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  • karmasAbich
    12 years ago

    Since I would be the one buying the pizza, id get more pieces.

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  • Hooviva
    13 years ago

    You must be eating, you must be prepared, I'm a selfish moron, so I eat magical pizza because I'm selfish.
    Really, I'm not selfish, magical pizza defies logic, it's either equal or it's uneven.

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  • manyhandedmusician
    13 years ago

    I don't eat much. (2 pieces)

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  • Dricey
    13 years ago

    Three pieces. No sense lying about it. It's the most I can get away with without being a total dick. I'm a hungry guy, I have no meat on me at all. Until my metabolism slows down to healthy adult speed I'll take the 2 so I don't get fat.

    For now I take the 3 so I don't pass out in half an hour from being a skinny loser.

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  • myweirdself16
    13 years ago

    i would take 4 and give 1 or 2 pieces to my imaginary friend

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Where the option of getting another pizza :P

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  • fdmcerberus
    13 years ago

    Go get your own damn pizza, this ones mine.

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  • DiscoDuck
    13 years ago

    Right off the bat I'm taking two and scarfing them down. After that I go for the third, if any left I keep eating until the whole thing is gone or I am full.

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  • ladyday
    13 years ago

    I don't like math questions :S

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  • la_uva_mojada
    13 years ago

    it's better to have 2 and whatever's left can be nuked later

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  • yournewBFF
    13 years ago

    If it's a magical pizza and the options are 3,3,2 how can you get 1 or 4? Those are impossible. And how could you get 5 or 6? Does the magical pizza allow you to clone yourself?

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    • WiseGuy1000
      13 years ago

      Because your friends MUST have atleast 1 piece, I said that you split it in 8 and you share it with your two friends. Learn to read? If you tried to split equally, it would be 3 3 and 2.

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  • alanieundead
    13 years ago

    I'm so shy when it comes to taking food from other people, I feel terrible and selish. I don't knwo why.
    I take 1 peice.

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  • expy
    13 years ago

    I can't eat more than two anyway

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  • Carolinne
    13 years ago

    I get all i can have.
    Then i give to my friends so they think im generous.

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  • attractive&in2plsing
    13 years ago

    Totally depends on who paid. Buisness between friends no matter how small should never be taken personally.

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  • bronte_91
    13 years ago

    How is the pizza magical? haha

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    • WiseGuy1000
      13 years ago

      It came out of a unicorn's butt :O
      That's how it's magical.

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  • heather49
    13 years ago

    Don't like pizza. If I liked, two XP

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  • penguin1
    13 years ago

    I'd take 1 or 2. I wouldn't be overstepping any boundaries that way. Then, if I was still hungry, I'd ask my friends if they wanted any more first.

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  • WiseGuy1000
    13 years ago

    I will say how selfish you are by the one you picked when I've got about 15 votes. :)

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