How's your ass?

Poll both for males and females. Be honest. I know it can be more than one option but choose the one that represents it the most.

Nonexistent 15
Flat / skinny 30
Flabby 22
Tight / muscular 44
Fat 18
To the sides 5
Follows gravity 2
Nicky minaj style 6
With cellulite 14
Cute small booty 37
Square shaped 7
Round 51
Perfect 54
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Comments ( 45 )
  • sisterlover

    Pretty sweet. it where i store my poop

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    • robbieforgotpw

      Mine split down the middle

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  • GuessWho

    It functions as it should.

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  • GreyWulfen

    A penis fits in, and that's all I need, lol.

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  • Shackleford96

    *needs improvment...

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    • DandyElfman

      LMFAO I would like your ass.

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  • q25t

    I'm made of bones.

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    • shuggy-chan

      This ^^^^ like bone blades of death

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  • BloodRedAndTrue

    full of diarhea

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    • Avant-Garde

      You do realize that diarrhea is impossible to control, don't you?

      Unless of course, you wrote this whilst on the toilet....

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      • BloodRedAndTrue

        sorry i dont have extensive knowledge on fecal matter

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  • The HATCV-12blah9ers say that my ass is stubborn and lazy...like a mule or something.

    Please use more -ists and -isms and textspeak.

    Thnx

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    • lufa

      lmao

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    I have the glutes of a God.

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  • Well, people tend to compliment it, even people i don't know. Overheard a classmate in my last college course say "he has an amazing ass"...Which was embarrassing.
    I have even had people go as far as to slap it, which was even more embarrassing.

    So I think I might have a good one, but who knows.

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  • Monkeybutts

    Its cute and small. It fits my body becuz I am a tiny girl. It use to be super embarrassing when I would wear a thong and I would change my clothes and my mom would see and she would smack me on the butt and say "SEXY, SEXY! WOOO!" and I would blush and just be so humiliated. I wanted to die of embarrassment. Lmfao thank god that has stopped. I think its cute and round but its def small... Idk if I want it bigger or not. Why didn't you say Kim kardashian? At least hers is real LOL.

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  • Holzman67

    Fine, thank you.

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  • anti-hero

    I have a fat ass, I should work on that. *eats chips instead*

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  • kupokupo

    FABULOUS.

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  • BurnaBaby27

    A bit like nicki's in the sense that is it big and round. Not abnormally big like hers. Also, mine is natural so I got her beat there.

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    • Wh0Ar3YoU

      I want to fuck u so hard

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  • ScooterNyne

    Havn't gotten a compliment on my ass before so it could probably use some work. Actually... I don't think i have gotten a compliment on any physical part of my body... hmmmm

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  • DandyElfman

    Why dont you come touch it and see?

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    • braintrip

      hehehe

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      • DandyElfman

        I have buns of steel. Behold my ass muscles. Come on you know you want to touch them.

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        • braintrip

          hahaha xD

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          • DandyElfman

            I know you of all people are going to be waiting to touch it.

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  • who_knew502

    I once got a compliment on it from another guy.. so it must be amazing!

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  • mow<3

    It's lovely thank you :) big(ish), round and perky with just enough wobble when you spank it.
    The feature I get complimented most on!

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  • Wh0Ar3YoU

    My ass is skinnny and kind of flat but mostly skinny. If I sit too long on a hard surface, I can actually feel my cheek bones grinding on my skinny butt cheeks. Its very uncomfortable

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  • RoseIsabella

    Firm, tight and healthy but still kinda pale.

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    • Wh0Ar3YoU

      Can I slap it? just once?

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  • DeAmOn

    I need a new ass...my current one has a hole in it...

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  • DandyElfman

    Nonexistent are the people with craters and sunken in ass.

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  • braintrip

    idk you tell me

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  • Elliemental

    Round with the perfect amount of jiggle :)

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  • ProseAthlete

    My ass is awful. It manages to be both wide and flat, and I'm glad I don't have to look at it. No amount of lunges or squats has ever made it perk up. Fortunately, my rack is phenomenal, and that kind of makes up for it.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Its doing fine actually. Thanks for asking!

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  • Shrunk

    proportionately small but fairly round
    kinda gets sore when i sit too long, not enough padding for the bones i guess
    some guy grabbed it once when i was in marching band uniform cause we all looked the same and i guess from behind he thought i was this hot girl he always hung out with..took it as a compliment. then he acted as though he meant to do it, which was kind of nice...

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  • keef

    http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/03/types-of-womens-behinds.html

    I would consider mine standard issue with a hint of amazon. Lmao

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    yeah They're okay thanks

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  • soul-man

    I get a lot of compliments on it, so it must be in pretty good shape.

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  • NothingxCrazy

    If you must know, I used to get told I have an amazing ass quite often. These days I wear looser fitting clothing so it's hard to notice the fine shape that it is. I would say it's quite attractive and plump. I've been told that for a white woman, I have a Spanish womans ass. I enjoy the sight of it, but not more than my boobs.

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    • peterrabbyt2

      What do you like done to your ass?

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  • QueenJessiLXIX

    Mine's round and squishy, perfect for massaging and rimming. Despite being a thick girl, I have no cellulite, which isn't very common among thick 27 year old women...

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