How often do you shower?

Shower not necessarily washing your hair too. Just washing your body.

Once a week or less than once a week 46
Every other day 113
Daily 173
Twice a day 20
More than twice a day 4
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Comments ( 37 )
  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    Once a day, but if I'm sweaty as fuark after the gym, twice.

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  • NotStrangeBird

    I just hit my favorite birdbath.

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  • megadriver

    Every day. When I wake up, I use the toilet and then take a shower. If I go to the gym, I shower again.

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  • Baby.Blues

    Usually once a day but I'll always shower after being at the gym or the pool. Get rid of all that crap.

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  • ___

    Once every 2-3 days, and that's because I'm either doing manual labor and my coworkers smell equally bad or/and because I'm the boss and I do what I want and nobody can make me waste my time showering if I don't feel like it.

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  • ScooterNyne

    I shower once a day on a normal day. If I have something going on then I usually shower normally then again before I go out.

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  • handsomeshooter

    I don't necessarily shower every day, but I frequently wash my hands and also my penis in the sink(not frequently,but often enough)I do this 1:out of respect for my wife and 2:Because messing with a dirty penis, even your own is quite frankly nasty.Also if you take a particularly gnarly dump it would be best to wash yourself.Otherwise walk like a man,smell like a man.A dirty one.

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  • kawaiigurl

    every other day. it could possibly dry your skin out if you shower too much

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    • GoraIntoDesiGals

      Really? I have somewhat greasy skin so I shower daily.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I'm trying to go back to bathing every day of the week. This is a hard thing for me to do since I don't have much underwear and most of what I do have is sadly unwearable. (There be holes, my dog chewed the seats of some, there be stains of a bygone era, the era of bloodletting,etc.)

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    • peterr

      Oh my fucking nerves, too graphic. I will buy you new undies.

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      • Avant-Garde

        Pardon my bluntness.

        *twinkling eyes*

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        • peterr

          Do you still want new undies? Or am I off the hook?

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  • Kerry69

    I really hope that you get back on the path way
    to better health :)

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  • Matter_and_Energy

    Once a day, occasionally skipping a day if I'm not too sweaty.

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  • brittcr

    Once at night before I go to bed; I wash my hair only three times a week unless it needs it more.

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  • kelili

    Normally twice a day and on very hot days thrice sometimes. Sometimes when it's chilly I skip the evening shower but not that often.

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    • It would be hard to do that unless you never left the house, had no job, and owned alot of towels. And if you did manage it everyday it would make your life more or less constructed around taking showers, something as odd as it is creepy.

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      • dirtybirdy

        Not true. I shower two or three times a day and I have a day job and a night job and other important obligations. I leave the house quite often and only have few towels. It doesn't take that much time, silly. Morning shower when I wake up, one before I go to bed and sometimes one in between if its a dirty rotten day. All you have to do is lick yourself. Must be nice.

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        • StrawberryTurtle

          omg dirtybirty,we must have the same intrest cuz ever other sight i go to,i see a comment from you

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          • Want to go out?

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          • dirtybirdy

            I am interested in showers, yes I am. I've got comments all the place. I come here way too often sometimes.

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            • StrawberryTurtle

              I love to have mail on here(notices).I just love chatting

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        • Shower in the morning I get, pointless at night (because of sleepy sweats) and getting back up at 3am to shower when having one in the morning is just...mental illness.

          It's super stupid no matter how you look at it.

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          • peterr

            I bet you fuckers are having golden showers!!! LOL
            You perverts!

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            • dirtybirdy

              Well I certainly don't have the money for a golden shower. I'm perfectly content with my concrete birdbath. Now fuck off!

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          • handsomeshooter

            How do you know? You don't know where D'bird lives, what the job is or anything.Super stupid is a bit harsh, I'd never regard washing as 'stupid'. Maybe you should give it a go? Go on, have a wash you tramp. (criticize D'bird? Not on my watch smelly!)

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            • dirtybirdy

              And where the heck did you go mister!?! You amuse me. Come baaack!!!

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            • Ok it's "kind of" stupid.

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        • KaffeInjection

          Does that mean does?

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        • ___

          Why do you need to shower 2 or three times per day?

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          • dirtybirdy

            I don't really need to, I just like to. I don't always have time in the morning and that bugs me. And at night I just don't like going to bed with a days worth of cooties still on me. My job makes me feel icky sooo....

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            • Justsomejerk

              Do you put the same clothes and underwear back on?

              (Silly me you're a bird, you don't wear clothes or underwear.)

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