How often do you shower?

Once a day 342
Twice a day 74
Three times a day 10
Once a week 34
Twice a week 50
Three times a week 87
Four times a week 90
Once a month 11
More than once a month 13
When It is too hot during the spring or summer 1
Whenever They tell me I smell 10
When my rabbit pisses on me 5
Before going on a date then I stop,unless I have someone else to date 1
Only before I get out of my house 14
When I run out of colone 1
When I run out of toilet paper and have to wipe my ass barehanded 17
Only if somebody is already in the shower,I hate leaving my back dirty 2
Only If someone is there to clean the shower after I am done 2
Whenever I feel tired and sleepy and need to wake myself the fuck up 3
When analergic soap is available 2
When I am on my period 13
Only if I work out a lot 2
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Comments ( 41 )
  • casualcrow

    who the fuck showers 3 times a day?

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    • My ex girlfriend. In the morning after waking up,in the evening before going to bed, in the afternoon after going to the gym. We happened to have sex each time either before or after she took her shower.Sometimes she took another one right after we had sex cause I was really dirty and stinky and we used to sweat a lot. She showered a lot, I never did.
      I dumped her within the month cause she did not like having my stink on her. My last third serious girlfriend.

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      • RoseIsabella

        She shoulda dumped yo nasty ass! Why would anyone want someone else's "stink" on them?

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    • RoseIsabella

      I dunno but I'd rather be near a person who showers three times a day than the people who go for days or weeks without showering.

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    • KokoroComplex

      LOL XD

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  • sheilarae1987

    where's my 6 times a week option? yeah about once a week I forget a shower, usually when there's no tests/important exams and im playing world of warcraft *sighs*.

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  • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

    Usually every other day.

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  • notsurewhatlifeis

    No "every other day" option? I usually shower every other day unless I get/feel dirty.

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  • Flowers

    Used to shower once everyday, but now...like about 3-4 times a week. I don't stink if I skip showers for 3 days straight lol :P

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  • spottytortoise

    When the dirt is visible

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    • kandytheembezzler

      ATTENTION SEEKER WARNING! BOOYAH!

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      • spottytortoise

        Alriiight, Don't raise the blood pressure now. And i find your plagiarism unoriginal to the point of boredom. sorry

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  • Terence_the_viking

    only when i shit myself hahahaha

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  • coolio75650932

    what is this shower you speak of?

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  • jayjay&gorge

    what!!! i never shower that often! like every couple months i dont think i smell, people have told me i do and my girlfriend say i smell but i dont listen to anything she says anyway, im not a riff or anything im a goodlookin male who goes to the gym reguarly and keeps fit i just dont really see the point in showering, thats what ur cat is for.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Nasty, funky, stank ass fool!

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  • SoccerStud88

    im posting this comment from my shower

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  • kandytheembezzler

    You can't spell cologne, dweebface!

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  • Thank you for your helpful correction professor.
    Now.. Fuck you you dumbass piece of shit motherfucking piece of stinky motherfucking crap.

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    • spottytortoise

      stinky? heheh makes meh giggle.

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      • Great.

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  • AB1234

    I love that some people were honest about showering once a month!!

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  • rimjob

    "only if someone is there to clean the shower after I'm done" That's HILARIOUS implies he's soo FILTHY the shower needs to be cleaned when he's finished with it.

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  • TheGodThatFailed

    Once a month or so.

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  • megadriver

    Every day. Actually every morning after I go to the toilet. I shower, I shave and then I'm all good for the day

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  • jondoerandom

    twice, can't help it.. Every morning and then after gym. It's gross to skip the morning shower, but then it's impossible not to shower after gym.

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  • Dozis

    All the showers you can take are not going to clean your filthy disgusting repulsive souls. That's what my priest said when after telling us we were unclean we replied:we shower everyday. He was out of his mind because we were doubting the existence of the holy spirit. He,the priest,smelled like a horses ass. And was one.

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  • DiscoDuck

    In the summer I will shower about 2-3 times a day, sometimes more just to keep fresh.

    In winter I take a shower about 1 time per day.

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  • I like the feel of my shit on my hand....

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  • maddog546

    My shower never worked properly for the past 4 yrs or so I've been there-I just bathe in the sink when I really need to.

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  • FreshPrinceShuffler

    everyday baby!!!

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  • Colgo

    I love showers ,it takes a while to get in but when i get in damn only cold water stop me

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  • macmiller

    Everyday, unless it's a hermit day. :)

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    • Cat3699

      What is hermit day?

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      • macmiller

        Sorry for the very late reply, I'm new to the site. Who knew we had notices haha.
        A hermit day is where you don't go out and stay home all day. You've never had a hermit day? Haha.

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        • Cat3699

          I have had those, i just have never called it a hermit day, it makes sense.

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  • Salvation

    I shower every day, except for weekends and holidays unless I'm leaving the house.

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  • KokoroComplex

    Usually, once every other day, because my mom told me showering too much gets rid of the natural oils your hair has. But since I have Taekwondo everyday, everyday- or else I feel like shit. I knew this one guy who took 2 minutes to shower- that is not enough time!

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  • LOUi_CUDi

    1 to 3 showers a day.

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  • catywompus

    Once or twice a day.

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  • Like everyday

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