How often do you poop?

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I have recently had a long lasting bowel condition and am getting back to normal now. But I genuinely have forgotten what exactly it feels like to be 'regular'. I understand diet has a huge influence on this, and isn't really taken in to consideration in the multiple choice answers, so any additional comments would be appreciated as well.

< 1 time per day. 65
1 time per day, religiously. 23
1-2 times per day. Can hold it/it goes away if needed. 42
1-2 times per day, but when I have to go, I have to go! 16
2-3 times per day, Can hold it/it goes away if needed. 5
2-3 times per day, but when I have to go, I have to go! 11
> 3 times per day. 8
I have terrible IBS 7
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  • Dot123
    12 years ago

    I usually drop the Cosby kids off at the pool once a day, sometimes twice.

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  • Flea50
    12 years ago

    3 times a week

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  • theytookthisone
    12 years ago

    I use to schedule mine when I was younger, right when I got home from school. I was too embarrassed to poop in public, but as I grew older I stopped caring..When you gotta go, you gotta go!

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  • Whitepeacock123
    12 years ago

    on average you should poop no more than 3 times a day and no less than 3 times a week.
    apple juice helps!

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  • thecheese
    12 years ago

    I love to drop a big stinky load of poop off onto a person's face!

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  • horneyslut123
    12 years ago

    I LOVE TO POOP BUT NOT WHEN PEOPLE ARE AT THE DOOR.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    I try to hold it in as long as possible so increase the chances of a toilet clogger. We have competitions at work regarding this.

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  • lollirottt
    12 years ago

    Why is there no option for "whenever my britches are full"?

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  • karmasAbich
    12 years ago

    1-2 times a day. Nice poopers are a time for relaxation.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    i just doo doo when i feel the need to like every week or two i don't eat like every body else does i don't eat 3 times a day only 1 time a day i don't eat any breakfast if i eat hot peppers i can't always hold it in and then end up shitting in the woods or I'll fart and shit my pants

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  • InvadingPotatoLeader
    12 years ago

    Once per 2 days? I sometimes wait until really have to go because I don't like the cold toilet seat and having to wipe so much xD
    Maybe this is unhealthy though.

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    • Yumazing
      12 years ago

      I'll have days where I'll do that. Its pretty bad.

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  • New-Zealand-Guy
    6 years ago

    I poop 2 to 3 times every single day. My morning poop is always massive and my other 2 during the day are smaller but still reasonably sized. I had a woman that I think told me that she poops around 5 or 6 times every single day.

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