How often do you fart?

Tell me How often You fart? I wanna know every detail :P

Hmm Like 2 to 3 times a day 36
Every single day 20
Idk I dont keep track? 34
Whenever I take a crap 3
Every Morning 3
Cupple times a week 5
Rarely 6
Other(Comment) 3
Why the fuck do you wanna know? Freak 17
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Comments ( 11 )
  • smartpatrol11

    I fart all day especially after eating and I fart in my sleep as well

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    • BundleLoop

      Lol your one gassy fellow :3

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  • wigsplitz

    As much as possible, which may be like 20 times a day if I'm lucky.

    I do purposely eat gas inducing foods, and also things like broccoli and eggs to add a little extra ooomph to the smell.

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  • Avant-Garde

    It's not like I document every time I unleash trapdoor wind. Actually, I don't document it at all.

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  • slumvillager

    Just now. As I'm typing this. Twice.

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  • Whenever someone comes near me.

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  • Akeem

    like 5 times a day unless i eat certain foods

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  • bigtoy

    Whenever I need to...

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  • InvadingPotatoLeader

    Whenever I take a piss, and sometimes when I've eaten.
    Hate holding it in.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    About 17 times a day. Usually I go fart in the supply room of my workplace so no one smells it.

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  • NotFloydzie

    Every day?

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