How often do you fart?

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Dont be proposterous. I don't pass wind. 16
Every now and again 50
Depends what I eat 38
Serial farter 60
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  • InvadingPotatoLeader
    12 years ago

    Every time I take a piss.
    And I'm on a farting spree every time I hold my poop in because I dislike making a number two xD

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  • assh0le
    12 years ago

    I'm a serial farter. I fart Rice Krispies 24/7.

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    -_-

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      I will fart anyone here under the table. Any challengers?

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  • aussiewolf
    12 years ago

    first thing in the morning is when i am most vocal with my butt.

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  • RomeoDeMontague
    10 years ago

    Why would someone keep track?

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  • OfficerD*ckhole
    12 years ago

    Farting is fcking awesome! I love my eggy farts.

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  • BluntsRolled
    12 years ago

    All day long. They smell too. In front of everybody too girls, my friends. Shit I figure my moms used to fart in front of me so hell... fuck it!

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  • Quackaddict
    12 years ago

    I understand. Let's just say... That someone doesn't like to leave home often! Wait there are other people around here ? Hmmm whip yo hair... Whip yo hair...whip yo hair back and forth whip yo hair back n forth. Hmhmm sitting on the toilet!! Nek minute

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    • tye123
      12 years ago

      ur just crazy

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