How often do you brush your teeth?

Twice normally. Sometimes 3 times.

every other day.

As I child I was taught to brush them after every meal. But today I either don't find the time, don't have a toothbrush on me or I am just to lazy.
So it's twice a day for me: Once in the morning and once before I go to bed.

I know this might sound odd and kind of stupid but when I was a child I brushed my teeth and average of once a week and my teeth are still in perfect shape. Maybe I'm just lucky but I reckon its a bit overated the way everyone goes psycho about it. I do brush my teeth daily now, but that's just to avoid bad breath.

Never.Fuck doing that shit.

Once a day before bed but if I'm talking to anyone, etc. I will brush in the morning too and chew some mint gum beforehand.

3 times a day

I brush two or more times a day....

ummm you forgot every other day in the choices...I do it 4 times a week probably

never