How oft do you find yourself near a person who has apparently shat?

It seems to happen to me every time I go out in public, at least once in my daily adventures I find myself right in the vicinity of a person who has apparently shit themselves.

Many times, it will be a leftover stench from a person who has just been perusing an aisle. I walk into a 'wall of stink' that causes me to stop breathing and need to escape.

Sometimes, I get in line and the person in front of me either can't wipe or is wearing a dirty diaper. Thing is, I try to avoid people who LOOK like they can't wipe or are wearing diapers, and I'm always surprised.

What is wrong with people? There's some people you expect to stink and whatever, but what about the people who look normal but reek? There's way too many of them. And I'm talking about poop here, not B.O.!! There's very few excuses in this world for so many people to smell like feces.

IIN, or is it just the town I live in is full of people who can't wipe their asses?

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Comments ( 5 )
  • squirelhunter

    it could be you making the stench?

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  • dappled

    About once every two or three years. Either you've been unlucky or the army is testing "brown noise" in your vicinity.

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  • drugsrbadmkay

    There's nothing I love more than farting in public. Especially the Silent But Deadly ones.

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  • ccjigsaw

    It's common in hospitals... Yesterday walmart was filled with old people and it smelled mighty shitty.

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  • VioletTrees

    Are you possibly near open sewer grates a lot?

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