How much do you like kids on a scale of 1 to 5 stars?

1 Star (I hate them) 15
1.5 Stars (I somewhat hate them) 11
2 Stars (I don't like them, but I don't hate them either) 17
2.5 Stars (I somewhat dislike them) 6
3 Stars (they're okay) 15
3.5 Stars (They're a little more than okay) 9
4 Stars (I like them) 14
4.5 Stars (I like them more than average) 13
5 Stars (I love them) 21
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  • charli.m

    It depends.

    When they're making me laugh or giving me cuddles? 10/5

    When their behaviour is neutral? 5/5

    When they're jumping on me and making my back hurt? 2/5

    When they're vomitting on me or sneezing in my face? 1/5

    When they're screaming bloody murder because they can't push a toy truck through a wall? -50/5

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      LMFAO!

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  • bananaface

    I have mentioned my tendency to devour small children. So, based on my experiences, overall, they get 4.5 stars. 5 stars with a bit of pepper. They make a nice snack for when I'm feeling a bit peckish.

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    • anti-hero

      You stole my idea, but I forgive you.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    I get funny looks when the first thing i do is join in with the kids and play with their toys and make cool things out of their Lego.

    LEGO.

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    • charli.m

      PLAYDOUGH!!! <3

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      • Terence_the_viking

        Nobody i know has playdough :(

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        • charli.m

          :O !!!!

          That should be illegal!

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          • Terence_the_viking

            Yeah it should.

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  • shuggy-chan

    30 out of 5

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  • I love kids, it's just the parents that come with them I sometimes dislike.

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  • Agappe

    I chose three because they can wear you the fuck out. :) I dunno how people do it. :P

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  • Lynxikat

    If they're quiet and not making any noise, then 3.5/5. If they're making noise, running around a place where they aren't suppose to and being obnoxious? 0/5. -1000/5 for the PARENTS of these same kids who let it happen and do nothing about it.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Depends on the kid. I have dealt with kids who are insufferable little demons who obviously have never heard the word "No" in their lives. Some kids have great personalities though. I'd say 3.5 overall, because I have dealt with *so* many shitty kids.

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  • Dot123

    I love to cook kids and eat em.

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  • OswaldCobblepot

    “You can say ‘I love kids’ as a general statement, that’s fine. It’s when you get specific that you get in to trouble. ‘I love twelve-year-olds..’”
    -Demetri Martin

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    • charli.m

      I love that quote. I had to change how I phrase my comfort zone for ages of children I work with after hearing that, though :/

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  • Kids, -2

    Adults, 1

    puppys, 100

    weed, 100000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I hate kids. Where's -5?

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  • Kids don't actually bother me in my life, as I don't talk to them or involve myself with them.

    However, seeing what I see from them in the media (Facebook, etc) and on the street, I don't like them. Bordering on not liking them and hating them. I can't say I hate them so much, I just don't like them. It seems they are becoming more ignorant and arrogant by each generation. Society needs to fix them.

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  • Kiddles9

    I put 4.5 because I do love kids over all but there is the odd kid that just makes me want to rip my hair out of my head! But for the most part I do love kids.

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  • Shackleford96

    Kids can be very wonderful people sometimes :)

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    • Shackleford96

      They can also be evil spoiled little brats sometimes too. It really depends on the parents.

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    Ah man, I fucking hating kids.

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    • ToxicCrayons

      i also fucking hating kids

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  • electricblueoceans

    I wouldn't do that single mother bullshit. The dad needs to be around. It's a complex thing. I don't like babies, but that stage doesn't last forever so I wouldn't mind.

    I would love my children though.

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  • call-me-nerd

    for all you who say u hate kids just think u were one yourself

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    • Just because we were all kids at one point doesn't mean those who dislike/hate kids have to like them since kids aren't likable to everyone. Infact, those who dislike kids would probably perfer it if they never went through the baby and child phases themselves.

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      • call-me-nerd

        u know what that is false becuz i love kids and i had a really rough childhood

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        • How is it false? Even if one has a good childhood doesn't gaurantee that he'll/she'll like or love kids since I was spoiled growing up and I'm not much of a kid person. I'd much rather have dogs and care for them then ever become a mother. Childhood doesn't play as much of a factor as one's own personality and perferences do. Then again, I wasn't talking about people being abused, neglected, or both growing up.

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          • call-me-nerd

            ya and there's no proof that each and everyone of us that have been abused hates kids look at me for example my mom burned me with her cigs and my father beat me till near death while they treated my little brother like an angle and i still love kids

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            • I'm very sorry you were abused. I wasn't trying to get you to bring up your negative past. No kid should ever be neglected or abused by the adults that are supposed to be there for them. The fact that you love kids despite your rough childhood says alot. I'm just saying that good childhoods don't gaurantee love towards children and you're right. I know that not everyone that has been abused doesn't like kids.

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  • Millie_the_evil_saint

    I'm okay with kids, but sometimes I just can't stand their high pitched screeching voices. Parents, please teach your kids not to be noisy in public places. Thank you,

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  • Living_Too_Late

    I'm not too fond of babies - don't find them 'cute' - they always remind me of those bald, mole-rat things.

    After that, as their vocabularies develop, the more entertaining they become. Between the ages of 6 - 11 seems to be like a golden period. They can say truely surreal, hilarious stuff, and their genuine curiosity is endearing. Sure, some are hyperactive and when they keep jumping on you (and landing on your nut sack) it's not fun, but hey, they're kids.

    Thereafter, they have to endure hormonal changes and you begin to see what kind of personalities they're gonna be for life. Some are good people, some utter cunts, most somewhere twixed the two,,, just like adults.

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  • Honourbound

    Kids shud b put in a big school/prison at birth, named at age 10 and then be sent to high schools that train u in a certain job chosen by what the kids good at and enjoys the most.

    -100/10

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  • John_Boy_33

    I don't like smelly kids, parents need to teach your kinds about hygiene how to wipe there own ass so they don't smell like poo and brush there stinking breath! I had to get groceries the other day and a swear one little boy smelled like pure shit that been stepped in and his older sister smelt like piss that she tried to cover up with perfume. But for the other part kids are cool in my book. i guess.

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  • dirtytalk

    yum

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  • keef

    I love them. I'm gonna go to school to be a kindergarten teacher (:

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