How much do you change your writing style for submissions?

Let's assume you normally type like this:

"Hey, how's life? We haven't talked in ages!"

How much do you change your style for submissions on IIN?

I don't make any conscious attempt at changing my style 23
Small changes - "hey how's life? we haven't talked in forever..." 5
Some changes - "heyyyy how's lyfe? We haven't talked in like 4ever" 2
Significant changes - "hi how life? talk soon" 1
Huge changes - "H3y, HOw'2 l1f3? W3 haV3N'7 7aLk3D 1n foR3C3r" 3
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Comments ( 22 )
  • NurseDiesel

    I don't.

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    • Shut up bird. No stale bread for you.

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      • NurseDiesel

        :'(

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        • RoseIsabella

          Offers up delicious fried worms.

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          • NurseDiesel

            Oooh one of my favorites! Dipped in cinnamon butter, nothing is more delicious! Thank you!!!

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        • gummy_jr

          *gives you bacon*

          It's much better than stale bread :)

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          • NurseDiesel

            *Wraps you in the bacon*

            *slowwwly nibbles*

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  • Pika-girl

    I write in cursive... Oh, wait, no.

    But... depends on the situation.

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  • thegypsysailor

    I make every effort to insure there are no misspelled words and that my grammar is at least passable, because I would be totally embarrassed to come off like an illiterate idiot. However, I do the same for emails, letters and posts on other forums, so no, I don't change for IIN.

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    • *dramatic music*

      *ensure not insure.

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      • thegypsysailor

        Absolutely correct and I'm embarrassed. But I never claimed to be perfect, only that I try to do as well as I can.

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        • It's all good, pal. Just poking a bit of fun. :)

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  • Crμsades

    I don't change it at all. I try to be as authentic as i can when i unleash hell on these hypersensitive hippies.

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    • I thought you liked to get fucked in the ass by huge weenies?

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      • Crμsades

        That's just wishful thinking on your part.

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  • iEatZombies_

    I only change my grammar when I post an embarrassing question or I want unbiased feedback on a question. I'm fairly easy to pin via grammar if I don't.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I do a lot of revisions and retyping before I post my IIN questions. I like to make sure that I've spelled everything correctly and use correct grammar. Though I do fuck up sometimes.

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  • CountessDouche

    Well, cunts, I try to edit out all of the conversational cunts. Oops!

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  • dom180

    I think I would make very small changes if I was interested in obscuring my identity, but I never have before.

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