How many times do you fart each day?

I was going to say a dozen but I've farted twice while typing my response.

From sun-up to sun-down, its one long expulsion.

I don't fart, I am female. But if I do then I do it in my cats face.

I have never counted and I think it varies from day to day.

My personality being what it is, you might imagine I'd be the kind of person to not only count them but to keep a detailed colour-coded chart on the wall. I'm disappointed in myself that I don't do this. I'm going to start doing it and will get back to you.

For now, though, I think most days are double figures, but we've all had those days when we've eaten something starchy like crisps/chips. I bet I've gone over a hundred some days.

as much as possible, dont like feeling all blown up inside

I refuse to count and nor do I like to acknowledge them...

I, like most people, don't keep count of that.

I am interested to know YOUR answer though, O.P.

Im not sure because a lot of mine turn out to be sharts when I push too hard. Do sharts count or just farts?

Why would you count your farts? oh and every body who picked 0 are lieing cuz if its true there ass bust explode in a giant storm of farts/shats.

It varies a LOT. for the last couple of weeks it's usually been like 0-3 times but for a while it was probably more within the realms of 20-30. I have no idea why.

What kind of question is this ? LOL

I don't count =/

I voted 11+ though, that sounds about right.

Lolz I can honestly say I have no idea. Maybe once or twice? I am not a very gassy person.

Depends on what I had to eat.

I've never once farted in my life:)

I don't count and it probably varies day to day depending on
specific variables.