How many people would attend your funeral?

If you died tomorrow, how many people do you think would attend your funeral? (realistically)

How many would be there out of social obligation and how many would be there because they'll dearly miss you in their lives? Please, comment below.

None. 8
One or two. 8
Up to ten. 13
11-20 people. 19
21-50 people. 24
More than 50. 7
More than 100. 13
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Comments ( 19 )
  • dirtybirdy

    Billions. I am loved and respected the world over. My birdness is legendary, as is my artifice on this, and all matters.

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    • You are a very arrogant young lady.

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      • davesumba

        She was simply stating facts.

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      • dirtybirdy

        ya totally

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      • TheCrazyone1301

        Young birdy* >~<

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        • dirtybirdy

          Ya. Is that your constipation face?

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          • TheCrazyone1301

            Constipation face indeed.

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    • Hey-skittle-fucking-bears!!!!!

      BIRD. you seem like a random person so ill be random too.

      B=======D

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  • 69

    all i can say is i'd surely show up

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  • thegypsysailor

    Since my wish is to be tossed into the ocean, unembalmed and unwrapped, not too many I expect.
    For the last 54 years the ocean has provided me with financial security, food, travel, companionship and endless wonders. I think it's the least I can do to replay the debt, buy letting her have my body to feed her minions.
    Probably my girlfriend and daughter are the only ones who would attend any service, if there was one.

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    • davesumba

      I love this, and I love you. You are a wise fellow, with solid years of experience under your belt. You'd make a great mentor, and I'm sure you are a wonderful father.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers

    Oh boy. probably only 6 or 7

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  • anti-hero

    Over a hundred.

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  • cȱɱpɩɛx

    Well, I'd certainly attend my own so that's one name on the list already.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Most people would probably not even know. Its really not something that I want to contemplate.

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  • Cremation-- no service

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  • I didn't vote because I don't know.

    My life has some very strange circumstances.

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  • TheCrazyone1301

    7 o.o

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  • kelili

    It depends. If I die tomorrow it would be over one hundred. If I die of old age it would probably be forty or fifty, maybe even less.

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