How many middle names do you have?

Most people I've met have a first, middle, and last name (eg. Jane Rose Smith). But I've met a few with two middle names (Jane Rose Sarah Smith) or even three. How many do you have?

None 13
One 58
Two 8
More than two 5
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  • wigsplitz

    I just have one but I know someone who has 5 total names.

    First 2 names, normal, 3rd name is mom's last name, 4th is another normal name, last name is dad's.

    I find it retarded. The names don't really flow or match up well at all. Especially considering the ethnicity of the person, it makes zero sense.

    Then his brothers have rhyming names, but they're not twins or anything. The first letter of the names are changed, that's the only difference. They're not even real names, it's just some made up shit.

    Just a case of a retarded parent, I suppose.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Just one, thankfully!

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  • coolio75650932

    Dylan James Edward Clark Andrew Flint Vinnie Nore six middle names

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  • *~ThePurplePixie~*

    I have one, but my husband has millions of the things!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Just one:)

    I'm glad that my name isn't as long as Picasso!

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  • Saycheese

    I only have one. I think it's even more odd if someone doesn't have a middle name. I have a friend that doesn't have a middle name.

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  • I have two middle names. Pauline is the first middle name. My dad gave me this middle name, because he was a police officer and had to examine his sister's dead body and she had been murdered. They weren't really blood-related, because my dad was adopted, but they were a family still. My other middle name is Marie.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    I just have one.
    I know a teen mommy who gave her kid two so the initials would spell "AMOR". The first name was a brand of alcohol.

    Dear God, they breed.

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    • Avant-Garde

      Please, tell me you're joking...

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        I want to but no. She said she heard the name somewhere and couldn't remember where but she liked it so she named her daughter that and her mom laughed about it and showed her the bottle from her liquor cabinet. If that makes you feel better.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    My grandfather had no middle name, just an initian, "B".

    I just have one, Thomas.

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  • anti-hero

    Just one.

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  • Ibelievethis

    None. How boring is th@. xx

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  • dom180

    I have only one. My dad doesn't have any at all, and I have a habit of choosing best friends with about 5 of them, which are embarrassingly tough to remember :/

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  • bananaface

    Haha, your choice of names reminded me of a show for some reason.

    I have just the one, and a slightly uncommon one at that. It's silly how many people have middle names like Ann, Louise, Amy, Emily, Elizabeth, Catherine, etc. It's so weird, and pretty boring.

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  • NotFloydzie

    One. But I have one name, one middle name, and three last names.

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    • Boo!

      How do you have three last names?

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  • charli.m

    One and I dislike it even more than my first and last names.

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