How many medical conditions & diseases do you have in total?

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  • flutterhigh

    I just have Grotesquely Large Penis Syndrome.

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    • anti-hero

      aka Long and Hairy, Hard to Carry syndrome... aka Long and Loose, Full of Juice syndrome. I fell your pain.

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      • flutterhigh

        Please don't feel my pain, it'll only get harder.

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        • anti-hero

          hahaha

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          • flutterhigh

            You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

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            • anti-hero

              eww why is it green?

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      • anti-hero

        Just say that typo feel, I clearly meant feel haha

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        • anti-hero

          Damn it saw. Not say. haha

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    • www.lpsg.com

      We feel your pain buddy....

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  • Micropenis

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  • Dulse.

    I don't really have anything. I get rather severe motion sickness from some video games though.

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    • Chefeetaboopers

      Me too! >.< Doesn't help that I have vertigo. So, I got a big ole stash of motion sickness pills. No dizzy spell is gonna get in the way of me playing Minecraft! =P

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  • anti-hero

    None, unless you count being an asshole.

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  • bakerj99

    19, and i have polycistic kidneys (cysts on kidneys), asthma, pectus excavatum, tachycardia, and tourettes. Other than that, im fine.

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  • thinkingaboutit

    Well, I don't have healthcare so I wouldn't know.

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    Hyperactive Thyroid
    Anemia
    Near-Sightedness (I guess that's technically a medical condition).

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    • RinTin

      It is especially when you end up having to get surgery because the nearsightedness caused a retinal detachment and the surgery caused cataracts!! >.<

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        What the fuck? Retinal detachment?

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        • RinTin

          lol sorry I'm just pissed off that it happened to me.

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          • NeuroNeptunian

            No I'm just saying. That sucks. That's awfully drastic for near-sightedness. That's like, a mole-hill turning into a volcano.

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            • RinTin

              Yeah I should be 50 when this happens.

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  • penile dysfunction

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    • Jweezee

      That must be hard for you......or it's not hard for you rather.

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        HA! Making a bad comment funny, classic.

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  • NoraBaker

    I have all the conditions everyone in here has and hypochondria. But I take pills for it.

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    • anti-hero

      Those are just m&m's dear.

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      • NoraBaker

        Can I have some more, Dr. Dimitri?

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  • An addiction

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    • Eternal_Wisdom

      what addiction?

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  • Sunshine:)

    I'm actually pretty healthy other than all my mental disorders which still haven't been sorted out yet..

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  • Chefeetaboopers

    IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)
    Osteochondritis Dissecans(rare disease where my cartilage and outer bone in my elbow JUST DIE)
    Osteo Arthritis
    Vertigo (dizziness spells)
    Fibromyalgia
    Cubital Tunnel (like carpal tunnel- elbow nerve gets pinched and causes arm to go numb)
    Clavical Strain (neck strain. A constant tug in my muscles due to whiplash from a fall)
    Nearsightedness (20/400 vision =P)
    Stiffness of Joints/Bruising/Numbness
    Low Platelet Count

    All of the neurological problems have to deal with the fact that I had 72 phebrile seizures as I grew up which stopped at the age of 7.

    You can say I'm one big hurt. But I'd rather deal with this stuff than be dead. The doctors kept telling my mom I'd either die or grow up to be damaged.

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  • la_la_la_la

    Hiya,

    Cerebral palsy, hypothyroidism, sleep apnoea, anxiety.
    Love the 1st 3 comments !!

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  • nobodyspecial

    Fit & healthy

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  • dalmationUntoyourSoul

    ehler danlos syndrome, some sort of immune deficiency, and have passed so many kidneys stones and had subsequent infections related to kidney stones. a proper diet and the high desert seem to help with most of my troubles, hoping to move to reno/sparks, nevada soon. i would also be insane by psychiatric standards but i don't ask their opinions or give them my money...

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  • qlexe

    Do mental illnesses count?

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  • SLAYERoftheWICKED

    acid reflux

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  • myownopinions

    Only one that I'm aware of, that I only know cause my mom told me the doctor told her that I had it when I was born. So, even then, I don't know if I actually have this disease. (It's called Caroli's disease)

    Oh, and I might have a mild case of psoriasis.

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  • tori

    Hypothyroid
    PTSD
    Psoriasis
    Scoliosis
    Clinical depression
    AGE disease

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  • RinTin

    - gastritis
    - eye problems (nearsighted, detached retina twice, cataract)
    - anxiety if you count that. I'm sure it's why I have stomach problems.

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  • Saycheese

    Too many to count.

    Here are a few:

    Allergies
    Angiofibroma
    Ash leaf marks
    Shagreen patches
    Auditory processing
    and so on...

    Most are caused by a disorder I have.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    Generalized Anxiety Disorder. Which with the help of a doctor has proven to be exceedingly easy to manage! Otherwise I have a clean bill of health.

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  • zchristian

    Asthma but its nearly gone...

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  • I have Raynaud's Phenomenon:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raynaud%27s_phenomenon
    My Doctor says I might have Lupus as well. I'm going for tests in September

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    • thinkingaboutit

      hm get out! Raynaud's is apparently rare...this winter I stated noticing the same phenomena.

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  • lc1988

    hypothyroid, diabetes, and male pseudohermaphroditism

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  • Q8i_girl

    the cures are

    - collidol silver cures HIV but make sure its in nanoparticles

    - baking soda mixed with male syrup cures cancer

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    • Q8i_girl

      lol mayple syrup *

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    • charli.m

      Male syrup.

      Nice.

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