How many disposable lighters is too many?

Control yourself.

Did you check how many you may shoved up your ass?????????You may have a GOLD MINE of them up there.

Make a bandolier immediately.

As someone who smoked for 5 years, let me be the first to tell you that you can NEVER have enough lighters. It always seems like just when you need one, there is never one there. So I would run down the the gas station and get one and I now have many dispersed throughout my car and apartment.

Spending money puts money back into the economy. I had an Economics Professor who stated that there is no such thing as wasting money because that money goes back into the economy and in turn, helps fund paychecks. So if you can afford it, buy them, but uh... just be careful with them.

I only have one and it is not working any longer.

none of the above:

as long as what you have isn't hurting you or anyone else, it doesn't matter if it's 1-2 or 100.

wheres the -0 answer -.-? btw cigars and cigerettes have plane and jet fuel in them :O your runing your lungs

Your options made me laugh, I voted for the last one :P

You need to get control of this as it sounds like you're becoming a hoarder. About 5 should be the limit of normality. Anything above that isn't normal especially if you aren't a smoker and none of them are being used.

I also have 40+ lighters so I must be bat shit crazy too...lol

I have three. I still carry one to work and keep it with me, like I keep gum. I don't smoke any more but I carry the tools of the trade.

one if its empty

Zero.

I don't carry any lighters with me or buy them.

I keep one decent refillable lighter and a matchbox in the kitchen drawer.

Wow that's a lot

I don't think that makes you crazy. I usually lose mine if I have 3-4. It would be nice to have 40 lying around just in case I need one so I don't have to dig around for an hour to find one.
The way you go about obtaining these lights might be a problem and sounds a bit like OCD. Does it go outside of lighters? Do you buy other things because of the colors?

Haha I buy the 5pack too if it has pink and orange. I like the yellow ones too. I need several lighters for all my needs. If the store has a brown one at the counter I'll buy that too.

The other week I had a clear out of one of my drawers which I usually empty my pockets into after a night out and I found about 50 lighters all of which I had stole of other people over a couple of years, I only ever take my zippo out with me and then when I'm drunk I just use whatever people hand to me then I must pocket them.

When I was a smoker, I usually had maybe 2 bic lighters, and one of those lighters you can refill, I only bought lighters if I either didn't bring my lighter with me, or if I needed to get a new one.

I just buy some whenever I'm at a dollar store. You can buy a pack of three disposable lighters for a dollar so I go for it. I don't really go through a lot of lighters, I just lose them.

Anything more than a 5 pack at a time is bordering on insanity.

25 lighters on my dresser yessir I gots to get paid
25 lighters on my dresser yessir I gots to get paid
I got 25 lighters for my 25 folks
Bout to break the mic then break 25 mo'
Bout to rip the track wit bout 25 flows
and I'm pimpin like a mac wit bout 25 hoes
25 fly carat diamonds in my ring
25 twelves in the trunk got to bang
Make moves to make a quick 25 mill
Come up so I can knock off big nine-nine Seville
Bout to take me bout 25 yellow bones home
Doin bad to make them 25 phone home
Call daddy sayin 25 got to go get 'em, get 'em
DMD done put it down 25 out the door
Hittin the highway doin 25 shows
25 Lil Mo's slammin 25 doors
Representin fo' those holdin 25 screws in they deck
I'ma wreck and rip 25 crews quick

25 lighters on my dressa yessir, I gots to get paid
We got 25 lighters on the dresser yessir gots to get paid [x2]

[Lil' Keke]
I jumps up early and I yawns and stretch
Anotha day another dolla, 'nother case to get
I take my time and realize that this game is real
I got my mind on firearms, but I'm swanging barbe grill
Gots to act real bad when i close red doors
I'm shootin spidas off my rims cuz I'm ridin on fours
And niggaz don't understand that we be drinkin the norm
Never trust broads they're frauds
On the 'vard is where I sling when I claim my name
Back in the game Hershallwood, Texas regained
It's the nine-eight and I'm jumpin in the mix
Rocks up on my wrists and got haters on my list
How ya like me now cause I'm real
Comin down piece and chain four shiny grills
gots to bring havack where them boys at
Fixin to break the mic now is that Fat Pat?

[chorus x2]

[Fat Pat]
I'm so throwed in the game
Southside Playas, Skrewed Up click mayne
wit the finest set you can bet them smoove ass event
comin through this motherfucker man, hold up and set
Some niggaz catch me high like dat
and some niggaz act like they wanna pull a gat
but they betta watch out for the boy PAT
that's them motherfuckin haters can they handle me
cause I be so throwed in this game
comin down on the swing
Grip wood grain on the shirt I leave a stain
Cause you try to jack a real true G
comin down the boulevard
can they see me swangin swangin swang till we live
Pop my trunk and give give give
Niggaz betta see a nigga roll
starched down and I'm rollin on eighty fours
If the nigga FAT represent the click
right up in the bowl and a whole lotta shit
Betta look around cause they don't understand it
I'ma say, "Hold up!" and scream, "God dammit!"
Cause I'ma let the cat gone grip and gone take a trip
and it's the empty clip just throw it off the ship
cause it's a throwaway gat
It's that Fat Pat, where them haters at where them haterss at
man love it man

[chorus]

love it man

That's how we do it, DMD, Keke, Fat Pat
G's in PA G's in tha city G's in the South so real [x2]