How many children do you have?

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Just curious how many times over there are mommies and daddies on here. Did you want kids or did they just happen? If you don't have any is it by choice or do you want them sometime?

None 34
One 7
Two 3
Three-five 3
More than five 6
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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago | pl

    I'm 26, I have no kids, and I don't ever want to have any.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    11 kids (I'm black)

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    • Freedom_
      9 years ago

      Lmao. Embracing the stereotype.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      For realz?

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        No

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    9 years ago

    I have 25.

    They call me the ''Sower of the Seed'' and the ''Salacious Semen Spewer.''

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  • Barracuda
    9 years ago

    I have two cats. one a black bombay the other an orange tabby

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Furry kids :)

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  • dynamohumm
    9 years ago

    2 kids one girl, one boy, both unplanned but definitely the best things to come out of my miserable and brief marriage.

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  • kelili
    9 years ago

    None, but I would like to have two or three.

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  • Dad
    9 years ago

    2 but wanted about 8 :(

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    I've three I know of; two I've met.
    One was planned, one by accident but using birth control and one with a girl I had a short affair with in college.

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    • kelili
      9 years ago

      My father onjce came home drunk and announced that we had a sister. However this information could not be verified because he didn't remember saying that and denied everything. :D

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    One. :)

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    • Freedom_
      9 years ago

      No kidding? I never thought of you as a dad, no offense.

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        No, not really. I just wanted to see the reaction. >:P

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        • Freedom_
          9 years ago

          Complete and utter shock! Lol

          And later probably some thumbs down and "I hope it's not a girl"'s. Lol jk jk.

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          • [Old Memory]
            9 years ago

            I would of expected the same thing to be said. ;) Aha.

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          • dirtybirdy
            9 years ago

            I was waiting for this as well..he certainly does get thumbed down to the fictitious netherworld and beyond pretty often.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          You silly : D

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          • [Old Memory]
            9 years ago

            Guuuiiiilty. :P

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  • despuit
    9 years ago

    I wish to birth one child of white and adopt another of colour opposite of sex that of which my seed bestowed upon my family. I hope it is a boy first!

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I have one boy but I won't have anymore... He came out perfect the first time !
    Seriously one is enough for me:)

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    0 and I would like it if it stayed that way. I am weird and awkward with babies and kids.

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  • Shackleford96
    9 years ago

    I don't have any. Sometimes I feel like I would make a good dad though, and I wish I had children in my life. At this point, however, I do not think I ever will.

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  • Anonymous200
    9 years ago

    None right now, though I'd like a couple when I'm older.

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    One. I may want another before my 30's if the conditions are right.

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  • EnigmaticShadow
    9 years ago

    I'm 21 and don't have any right now. I might have one in my 30s or I might adopt one. That's all I'd want though.

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