How long would you survive in the wild?

Literally probably less than a week. The reason is because of my current body composition. I am pretty lean right now, so I would not have much stored up, and also I eat like 7 meals a day and probably 6000 to 7000 calories. Helps me look good naked, but surviving in the wild at a lean 235, sounds impossible. Also can I have pornhub as my one item? It boosts morale, and I don't think I'd be getting laid much.

Well, I know basic survival and assuming I can make a bow and use it accurately enough to kill animals and make good traps, I'd say months.

I could build myself a rudimentary tree house away from bitey ground insects and even fabricate a stove area in my tree house. Or If I find a large river, build a house boat and eventually get to the beach and live there.

Tho I'd probably go crazy at some point without cars, whiskey, other people and the internet.

When you have everything set up, house, firewood, water, food, etc... what do you do for the rest of the day?
You can't fabricate complex tools. You can't make quality booze. You have absolutely nothing to do.

I could be over optimistic on my abilities here,

But I reckon i'd have fair chance of surviving a long time, at least 5 years +

I don't have a ton of survival skills aside from knowing how to identify many types of plants I can eat, but that's about as crucial as any.

I think I do have a fair level of common sense too and a very strong will to live that would push me through.

Not saying i'd be Mr.Bear Grylls, and be all that stylish with all my knowledge, But I can build a shelter, identify plants to eat, and find a water source.

If anything took me out it would probably be something in my water, if i can bring one tool with me it would be a huge multi tool with flint, if thats cheating though i'd bring a knife that has a huge chunk of flint on the back of it. That way I can always start fires easily, boil/purify my water in some sort of make shift container or found object ect.

A bow in arrow would probably be the second choice of item, because the amo is mostly renewable ( go pick up the arrows, unless the animal runs off with it in it's side of course) , but if i cant start a fire to begin with their is no sense bringing that as my number 1 object if I cant cook my meat. ( Im vegan too but i'd definitely eat meat in necessity of course) lol

Would probably hang by the river a lot, try to build ways to catch/trap fish in my spare time.

My second biggest risk of dying might be a bear or other dangerous animal.

would be fun to try this for awhile, only under the insurance of bringing a "back-up-bag" and trying to go as long as possible without resorting to it.

A month. I have zero survival skills, knowledge or dexterity but I do have a brain in my head.

I'd probably get food poisoning from pushing my luck and scavenging a slightly-too-old carcass, and not be able to find enough clean water and salts to rehydrate myself. Or I'd be too ham-fisted to light a fire, not be able to purify water, try to resort to foraging for food, and eat a poisonous berry or plant. I do have one of those survival bracelets with a compass, cord and serrated edge and that create a spark - *somewhere*.

I'm not much good with weapons but a very sharp knife might come in handy for cutting meat, string, duct tape and smaller bits of wood for the fire, trap-building and teepee repairs. If I watched a chosen prey's behaviour for long enough and took stock of my resources, I might be able to improvise a trap. String and duct tape are always helpful. As would a pair of protective gloves. Your hands are so important in survival. If I hurt my hands, my capacity to survive would be greatly diminished.

I could also get sepsis from an infected insect bite, though I'm normally pretty resilient to infection from cuts and wounds. An antiseptic would be a good thing to bring along. Tea-tree essential oil works. The mosquitoes around here aren't malaria carriers although there have been rare sightings of tiger mosquitoes that carry the zika virus. Given proper care, that's not fatal, although the availability of 'proper care' in the wild is questionable.

I'd bring a pot for cooking, a steel bucket for heating water and a non-toxic disinfectant. Again, tea-tree oil is good. I'd also bring 2 large waterproof sheets ane some tentpegs - one sheet as a teepee groundsheet, and one to go over the top of the branches I'll arrange. I'd repair the sheet with the duct tape.

Let's not forget the importance of a torch...

Humans don't have any natural predators where I am.

Also - I have good social skills so I'd probably go looking for a big strong man also lost and scared, and we could work out a partnership arrangement - he could hunt and use his technical skills/knowledge and I could cook, disinfect and look after health. Or adopt a stray kitten so that it brings back mice and birds (as cats do...). Humans are social creatures. We live in families and communities, no matter how tenuous.

People who need medication to keep them alive vs. standard people.

I'd bet you're not over 25.

So what happened to the rest of humanity? What happened to the existing shelters/buildings, liquor stores?

Until I die. I'm pretty basic educated in that stuff. Not enough t not have some fuck ups but i got a basic education. If I have my bow I'm all set, now saying one item does that mean my bow comes with its string? Or any arrows how about its quiver? Cause it is a set item. Ir would it just be the bow shaft itself? Cause if that's the case I'll take my knife cause I have no idea how to make a bow string.

This kinda reminds me of that YouTube channel primitive technology. Making clay houses and the such. I suppose if I were to survive I would have to take up a nomadic life or at least have a year around movement schedule. Then again how much environmental change would one human be able to accomplish? Especially if I only kill for resources.

Surviving the winter would be a realitive ease if I prepared obviously before hand. Smoked meats, pickled berries or jams. The only problem would be wolves because wolves were partly domesticated to humans before we bred them into dogs. I suppose with the proper precautions I would survive a long time.

so far all my life