How long was your longest relationship?

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How long was your longest serious relationship? Friends with benefits situations do not count. It has to be a real relationship where both people are aware they are in the relationship.

Never. 38
Less than a month. 14
6 months or less. 20
Close to 1 year. 16
2 years. 13
3 years. 20
5 years. 16
7 years. 2
10 years. 3
15 years. 2
20 years or more. 4
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  • shuggy-chan
    11 years ago

    5 minutes and going stron-....awwww wait nevermind

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  • Garglemysac
    11 years ago

    Ive been known to scream "GET OUT" during ejaculation.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      LMFAO! I love that answer so much.

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  • flutterhigh
    11 years ago

    THIIIIIS long!

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  • nobleserpent
    11 years ago

    20 Minutes. That night in the Wal-Mart bathroom. I won't soon forget the way the light cascaded off the hair on her moles. Her unibrow playfully teasing the tip of my forehead and that gargling sound she made...wait, wasn't that her laugh?

    Folks, it was a night to remember.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    My only girlfriend was for about a week when I was in my teens. I done it for a skateboard, then left her. To be honest, it obviously wasn't important, we were teens.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      I think the important question is: Do you still have the skateboard?

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Unfortunatly, it broke, but oh well. I ended up getting a new one.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          All is well that ends well.

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    • charli.m
      11 years ago

      I've seen you post that before ages ago, and was always intrigued by it...how did that work exactly? I don't understand how dating someone equates to getting a skateboard (though the way you phrased it made me giggle).

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        I asked for her skateboard, she said only if I go out with her, I said ok, she gave me the skateboard, it broke a week later, I left her when the skateboard broke.

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        • charli.m
          11 years ago

          Ah makes sense now. Thanks :)

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          • [Old Memory]
            11 years ago

            No problem.

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  • nAt2017
    11 years ago

    Never. Unless you count my imaginary friends.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Two years of dating...followed by 24 years of marraige. So...26 years.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Can people be in a relationship and not know it? If that is the case Ellen Page is my new girlfriend.

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    • dappled
      11 years ago

      But she already doesn't know she's not in a relationship with me. How can you not do this to me, man? :/

      P.S. To the OP, five years four months, but there was a gap of a year and a bit in the middle of it where we were both with other people.

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        Settle for a double team? I call vagina.

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        • dappled
          11 years ago

          Or we could timeshare? I'll take days with an A in their name, and you take B.

          :P

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          • anti-hero
            11 years ago

            No I want all the days that end in Y.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Dude, there are way too many individuals on here that would think it does count as a relationship. I had to make it clear for those Ones.

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        Lots of strange people here for sure. Strange people and assholes.

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago

    two years with my wife but she was murdured recently :(

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  • SharP
    11 years ago

    About three years with my current girlfriend and Mother of my child though.

    That might change soon, though. We have been having way too many problems in the past 2 years to be able to reconcile and she has cheated on me.

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    My current relationship actually, just hit the 10 month mark not long ago, and hoping to get much further past that point if all goes well. ;P

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  • GreenSkyBlueGrass
    11 years ago

    mine was about 1 and a half so i didnt know which to pick so i picked one year. which was a good amount of my life wasted considering i just turned 18

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    2 1/2 years.

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  • Yumazing
    11 years ago

    5 years. I actually almost married him. I think I told some people on here. Turns out him and his whole family are raging assholes.

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  • AussieGirly
    11 years ago

    5 years with no breaks but it ended bad as he got a new job, met a new girl and started cheating on me with her. We were a few months away from our wedding day, glad I dodged that bullet :)

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  • NothingxCrazy
    11 years ago

    3 years almost to the day but we broke up 2 times in between.

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    4 why no there? |:O ?!?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Kind of off topic but I have witnessed the shortest relationship, it lasted for 4 hours.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Lemme guess it was Kim Kardashian

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  • bleach_baby
    11 years ago

    5 years, we were on and off for parts of that though.

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  • Mmmpfh
    11 years ago

    2 years and 8 months so I chose 3 years since it was closer than 2...

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    • BurnaBaby27
      11 years ago

      Weird, same for me. October 17th 2009.

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      • Mmmpfh
        11 years ago

        Close but not quite there!

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        • BurnaBaby27
          11 years ago

          :}, when's yours?

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          • Mmmpfh
            11 years ago

            Early September 2009. I can't remember the exact day. It was a Saturday anyway!

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  • Aleks85
    11 years ago

    1 year and 12 days.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      I like the 12 days thrown in there.

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      • Aleks85
        11 years ago

        4 hours 57 minutes 38 seconds. ;)

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          I thought 37.

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          • Aleks85
            11 years ago

            it was the final 37 seconds of her begging me to stay, 38 i walked out.

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            • [Old Memory]
              11 years ago

              I was gonna guess that the 37/38 seconds were sex and that is why she left haha

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    10 years and counting, but it feels like he has always been by my side even when we didn't know each other existed.

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  • bekkiscool
    11 years ago

    A little over two years.

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  • iEatZombies_
    11 years ago

    Almost five years and still going. <3

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    4 years. I'm currently at the 4 month mark, if this one fails then I probably won't bother with another serious relationship.

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