How long does it take you to...?

15 Comments

Just gonna be straight up about this - how long does it take you to take a poo/poop? I mean the actually pushing it out, not the wiping. Just the getting it out of your body. How long does that part take, on average?

Less than a minute 31
1 minute 17
2 minutes 14
3 minutes 11
4-5 minutes 8
5-6 minutes 6
6-7 minutes 0
8-9 minutes 2
10 minutes 6
More than 10 minutes 15
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 15 )
  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    It depends.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
      -
    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      A powerdump is quicker than just a regular dump

      I wish people would just say taking a dump instead of poo

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
        -
      • RoseIsabella
        10 years ago

        Fiber intake is a major factor in this question.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        1
        1
  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    That's a shitty question to ask.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • PureLikeSnow
    10 years ago

    One minute or less. I consume a lot of vegetables and fiber, so I'm out of the can faster than you can say any one of Robbie's famous quotes.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • AbnormallyAwesome
    10 years ago

    I have actually never thought about that...
    I guess it depends on mass and consistency.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • ac05
    10 years ago

    for me, it takes max 5 minutes. I only need about 30 seconds to push all the turds out. the rest of the time i try to push out small parts that didn't come out and wipe my anus.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • KingRabbit
    10 years ago

    Sometimes I pee for longer.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • (s)aint
    10 years ago

    Usually under one minute, if it's a bad poop it can take longer and hurt :c

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      No dump is bad. I sharted laughing at your comment

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • (s)aint
        10 years ago

        HAHAH.

        A dump is bad if:

        You feel that it's too big, there is no turning back and you know that it HAS TO GET OUT. So you quietly whine to yourself, grab a hold of your knees ans then just PUSH.

        Then you have to wipe your ass and look at the minor bloodstains :C

        I got descriptive for your amusement btw, you are welcome<3

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        1
        1
  • tuvwxyz
    10 years ago

    Depends if theres any good magazines in there to read or just old ones.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [email protected]
    10 years ago

    I'm waiting for them to make it an olympic sport.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    This one time, I spent almost an hour in the toilets at The Cheesecake Factory. That was after I ate my meal there. I don't recommend their food. The cake is out of this world.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • MysticLane
    10 years ago

    mine usually take a lot longer than other peoples take. My brother has the same problem, except it usually takes him anywhere from a half hour to an hour. mine isnt that long but i know that the problem runs in my family

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0