How long does it take for ppl to forget you farted

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If you fart at your desk, how long does it take co-workers to forget?

15 minutes 6
1 hour 1
A day 4
A week 4
Months 2
Never 15
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  • bigbudchonga
    4 years ago

    Shit yourself, bro. Everyone will forget you farted instantly.

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    • megadriver
      4 years ago

      Hahahahaha! This is the best shit I've read on here for weeks! XD

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      • bigbudchonga
        4 years ago

        Ahha, thanks man

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    • LornaMae
      4 years ago

      I LOL'd

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    • Aethylfritha
      4 years ago

      His only hope is if someone else shits themselves or gives birth in the office. An even worse event... lol.

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    • Unknown_player
      4 years ago

      Lmao

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Everyone farts, remember this... FOREVER!!!

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    • leggs91200
      4 years ago

      LIES! ALL LIES!

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      • RoseIsabella
        4 years ago

        My cat has farts that are stinky, fleeting, ephemeral.

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  • KholatKhult
    4 years ago

    Never. Sorry.
    You’re the Fart Guy/Girl from now on.
    That’s rough, might want to think about getting a new job

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    • Aethylfritha
      4 years ago

      This

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  • --
    4 years ago

    I still remember when my cousin farted on a bus, that was 15 years ago.

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  • Nikclaire
    4 years ago

    I walked past one of those single person, unisex restrooms at work and the stench was horrendous. I happened to see a coworker come out and honestly, that stink will be forever etched in brain whenever I see her.

    I don't think less of her or anything like that, it's just a neural connection that is now implanted in my brain, so whenever I think of this person, that image will pop up.

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  • leggs91200
    4 years ago

    No one is going to give a rat's ass.
    Please go about your life as normal.

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  • JustJazzin
    4 years ago

    I always fart at work and they always blame it on the vegetarian co workers because they’re always eating those vegetable patties and other stinky foods they heat up in the break room 😂 No one realizes it’s me busting ass but then again, they could be as well. Basically our department is one big fire hazard if you were to strike a match lol

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  • Unknown_player
    4 years ago

    Depends on the ferocity of the fart

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  • Mcochik
    4 years ago

    Depends are you a man or woman ?

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  • rocketdave
    4 years ago

    Would depend on the fart, if it sounded like there was literally an elephant in the room or was it a candidate for butler's revenge?

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