How long are your turds?

On average, how long do your turds tend to be?

Less than 1" 2
1" (2.54 cm) 0
2" (5.08 cm) 4
3" (7.62 cm) 4
4" (10.16 cm) 11
5" (12.7 cm) 9
6" (15.24 cm) 12
7" (17.78 cm) 6
8" (20.32 cm) 9
9" (22.86 cm) 0
10" (25.4 cm) 5
11" (27.94 cm) 1
12" (FOOTLONG, WHO GOT THE FOOTLONG?) (30.48 cm) 13
Over 12" (over 30.48 cm) 10
I always have pure liquid diarrhea. 7
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Comments ( 23 )
  • Avant-Garde

    Whoa, wait. Are you trying to tell me that people actually get rulers to measure their fecal matter?!

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    • Shroot

      You're telling me you dont?

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      • Avant-Garde

        No, I guess I've got too much time on my hands to do so.

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    • No, but you generally know what an inch looks like so I'd think most people could estimate it pretty well.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Turds in general tend to be about 18-22 inches long and about 6-8 pounds. The problem is they take nine months to come out. I'm just tellin ya what I saw!

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    • Correct.

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    • iin2want2know

      You're soooo bad dirtybirdy ;-)
      It's funny cause it's true...lol

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      • dirtybirdy

        Someone has to speak the truth in world of shit and lies :)

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    • Avant-Garde

      Stop eating birdseed.

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      • dirtybirdy

        But..but but I is hungwy :(

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  • iin2want2know

    If someone asked me this on the street my jaw would drop in total disbelief but seeing that it's here on IIN I'm not surprised what so ever.

    I did answer in the section above but refuse to comment about it.

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  • dom180

    Let me just check...

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  • dodongos

    2nd best post ever.

    I just dropped a wicked nice log a couple days ago.
    Must have been 8 or 9 inches, but it had GIRTH.

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  • more than you can eat

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    • lol! Best answer yet!

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  • cigs

    mine are usually long and thick. ?how are your turds are they loose when coming out or solid.

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  • Kura

    Who the fuck measures that?

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I don't poop.

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    • ... Me neither.
      Well, once a week or so.

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    • KeddersPrincess

      Lol, why did I get a thumbs down for this?

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      • iin2want2know

        Someone probably hit it by accident. I just gave you a thumbs up :-)

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        • KeddersPrincess

          Lol. Thanks! :D

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  • Drakonski

    My turds are consistently around 8" in length though I do occasionally produce logs over a foot long. Those are heavenly to lay.

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