How little clothes is naked

Sometimes I laugh at old movies when people are called naked who are seen in their undershirt. But how naked is naked, really?

No clothes at all 77
> 5% covered 7
> 25% coverd 1
> 50% covered 2
sexual characteristics not covered 19
other... 2
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  • bananaface

    I thought naked meant no clothes.:S Although, actually, I can see why someone would think that someone wearing only gloves and socks is naked. So maybe the "sexual characteristics not covered" option is plausible as well.

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    • howaminotmyself

      This made me laugh because the "world naked bike ride" is very popular where I live. however they strongly suggest that you wear a helmet and shoes for safety. So naturally this stirs up a debate over whether or not they are technically naked.

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      • bananaface

        Haha, I've never heard of that!:D I can't imagine ever actually seeing people riding bikes naked.

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      They have butt naked and half naked.

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  • VioletTrees

    No clothes, but accessories are allowed.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    Bare assed and bare topped= naked. Hats and socks/ gloves is still naked;)

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  • Itisok

    Ummmmmmm I don't know how to reply to that

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  • Naked means nothing.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Naked is supposed to without any form of clothing.

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  • Couman

    By the strictest definition if you're wearing anything, even for example a hat or shoes, you're not naked. But you'd still be "practically naked", which I define as a combination of C and E. If what your wearing either covers more than a small part of your body, or any of the areas normally considered "essential" than it's not similar to being naked.

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  • Severus'sDaughter19

    Not a shred of clothing covering a body.

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  • EAT_IT

    There is no problem with opening a sandwich to peek at what's inside.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Tassels and a string.

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  • Isabella80s

    How far do we go with this? Does jewellery count? lol. To me, underwear is only semi-naked and naked is naked. Naked is a funny word, isn't it?

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  • No clothes.

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  • Justsomejerk

    I draw the line between one and two socks.

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    • dirtybirdy

      And what are you using to draw that line?

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      • Justsomejerk

        I'm going to go low brow on this one and say Poop.

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  • myownopinions

    One of the first definitions of naked is someone without clothing. That's what I believe to be naked. Everything else is just partially naked.

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