How good are you in bed? do you have any proof to back your claim?

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On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the worst, 10 the best), how good are you in bed? Do you have any proof to back your claim?

10 - I am whoever you want me to be	11
9 - I am your secret lover	13
8 - I am your 35-yo girl next door	1
7 - I am your 40-yo girl next door	1
6 - I am your 45-yo girl next door	2
5 - I am your 50-yo girl next door	1
4 - I am your 55-yo girl next door	0
3 - I am your 60-yo girl next door	1
2 - I am your 65-yo girl next door	2
1 - I am as dead as a fish out of water.	3
0 - I don't know. Let's find out, shall we?	14

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mystery7

9 years ago

Apparently I'm pretty good. A GF once gave me a trophy (which I still have) engraved with "The World's Greatest Lover"

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chained_rage

9 years ago

I have never pulled a muscle or fell out of bed while I was sleeping... so I'd say 10

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- Crusades|
  
  9 years ago
  
  Your boyfriend is probably holding you really tight. So romantic!
  
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  - chained_rage
    
    9 years ago
    
    Silly little knob gobbler :)
    
    Only you would think it romantic if one male holds another intimately.
    
    Don't worry though; someday you WILL find the right guy for you. Sadly, I am not that guy because; boobies; big fan of those suckers
    
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Cuntsiclestick

9 years ago

-300,000 - I'm your neanderthal buried next door.

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- omghahaha
  
  9 years ago
  
  omghahaha! Cute
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    9 years ago
    
    Yay!
    
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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  9 years ago
  
  thats very interestin
  
  fascinatin even
  
  want to talk over a cupa coffee?
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    9 years ago
    
    I feel I must ask, is that a southern accent?
    :)
    
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BobbyTheBear

9 years ago

No need for a bed. I sleep standing on 1 foot like a flamingo.

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charli.m

9 years ago

Wtf is with the irrelevant ages?

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- dom180
  
  9 years ago
  
  I'm glad someone else noticed that. This poll is probably the weirdest manifestation of ageism that I've ever seen. Also, calling a 65 year old a "girl" is super weird.
  
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  - charli.m
    
    9 years ago
    
    Yeah the girl bit weirded me out, too. I just couldn't think how to word it.
    
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eastbeast

9 years ago

Anyone is only as good as the person they are with, so with one partner you can be a 10, with another a 1.

Been there, done that.

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VinnyB

9 years ago

Well I had witness statements, photos, and reports that had been filed in triplicate, but it all burned up in a fire.

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- howaminotmyself
  
  9 years ago
  
  Sorry about that, so sometimes my fire spreads.
  
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RoseIsabella

9 years ago

I'm good enough in the sack that I don't feel like I need to explain myself or my skills to anyone. I don't need any damn body's validation to determine my so called worth as a lover. If somebody's worthy of my loving he'll get the best I can give, end of story.

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

I don't know to be honest. I mean I've expeirenced them making a bit of noise when we're trying to be quiet because people might find us but people fake enjoyment so I can't be 100% sure if the times I've had sex genuinly made them feel good.

I'd say I'm atleast average though given that I've never really seeked out sex and some people I previously had sex with try to initiate it again.

Proof? Well, I suppose I could show you me and Shuggy's sex tape but...Nah, nevermind. ;)

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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

I make no claims about my talents in the boudoir, but something is keeping a woman 42 years my junior with me, and I can assure you that it ain't money or my good looks.

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- kelili
  
  9 years ago
  
  She's younger than I. I guess people always stare at you two.
  
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    9 years ago
    
    Most assume she's my daughter or grand daughter.
    The Europeans in general are quite accepting, the Canadians only a bit less so, but Americans seem to be uncomfortable in our company, and once in a while, down right rude. Perhaps it's because older American women aren't as comfortable and secure with their aging?
    
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    - kelili
      
      9 years ago
      
      My most beautiful love stories were with older men.
      
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    - pixie44
      
      9 years ago
      
      Love is love. Its not like your married to a 4 year old or your sister. People need to chill.
      
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- omghahaha
  
  9 years ago
  
  What did she say when you asked her?
  
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Tarkio

8 years ago

Good Body, no screaming or pretend orgasms (the louder the more fake), love from the heart, soft voice= equals =good in bed. For me. It is subjective. Different for everyone.

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TrunksHitachi

8 years ago

10. I'm very good in bed. I have sex with my boyfriend the entire week.

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sillygirl77

9 years ago

LOL do we have proof? I'm sorry this is either the funniest or dumbest question!

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CDmale4fem

9 years ago

Will a letter of recommendation from each and every female I have slept with be sufficient ? {If only I had them}

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

10 - It took me only 2 hours yesterday morning to climax after jerking off. I only fell asleep once.

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KeddersPrincess

9 years ago

I sleep very well in bed. The proof is the drool left over on my pillow.

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- Jweezee
  
  9 years ago
  
  I think you spelled vagina wrong.
  
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kelili

9 years ago

I think that I'm above average. Really

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