How drunk should i be to not be on iin

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Yeah I just got back from a party and I'm druuuunk. I've been writing fucked up comments since I got on.

1 beer 3
2 beers 4
2 tallboys and I finished off a bottle of Jack and some wine 30
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  • texas1
    13 years ago

    You're not that drunk or else you wouldn't be on here...you would be laying down on your bed with everything spinning..so yea

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    * falls out of computer chair and passes out on floor*

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  • epicblacksheep
    13 years ago

    You probably shouldn't be on here however drunk you are.

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  • datguy
    10 years ago

    *Thinks computer moniter is talking smack about his mom, shoots his comp with a pistol, runs to kfc and uses restroom, passes out and pisses himself on the floor*

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  • KokoroComplex
    12 years ago

    For someone who is fucked up drunk, you have pretty good spelling and grammar...

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  • maddog546
    12 years ago

    @disthing......so what brand targets those who drink Thunderbird Wine?

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  • disthing
    12 years ago

    "A bottle of Jack"...

    You're a late teens / early 20s male who primarily listens to rock music. Right?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago

      Well in the other comment I already said I was 19 but i'm 20 now, and yes I primarily like rock. I guess if I liked rap more I wouldn't have been drinking "Jack". I would have been "havin some of that sizzurp", right?

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      • disthing
        12 years ago

        That was just a guess. The only people that seem to drink Jack Daniels are late teens / early twenties males who's favourite music is rock, because that's exactly the market the brand targets :D

        Just goes to show how successful advertising can be.

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  • HarringtonMD
    12 years ago

    lol me too in fact I only go on here when Im wasted. Its not decorous of an MD to make these rude comments sober :-P

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  • phuckejiu
    12 years ago

    My Dickinabox

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  • Legion
    12 years ago

    Dqoq youo thisjdunk idrofunk too durnk toifu herueu be?

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  • Just1question
    13 years ago

    I'm slighty tispy right now.. I just opened my 4th bottle. but seriously? can you really not hold your drink THAT badly?

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  • FAH_Q
    13 years ago

    18 rack to the dome

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  • hellogingerkitty
    13 years ago

    I drink vodka, so I dunoo.. Not drunk enough :D!

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  • ttwaabm
    13 years ago

    if you can still type, all is good.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    be as drunk as you like here, just dont email aka jerry mcguire, lol

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  • b454
    13 years ago

    H ya, and lay off the booze. Its not 'cool' to be stupid

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  • b454
    13 years ago

    Umm, it seems as though your about 14-16 years old. Go to bed and stay off the computer. Your grounded!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      I'm actually 19. lol Is that bad??

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