How does one properly measure a penis

Proper penis measurement technique.
Comment if male or female please.
And if willing your size if male, or ideal size (pleasurable) if female. Thx

From top of penis, bottom to top 11
From underneath, from testicle to top 1
From side, testicle to top 1
Length is irrelevant, it's girth that matters 3
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Comments ( 5 )
  • matthewkoehler

    I am about 5 inches and too small to satisfy any women so I have turned asexual.

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  • mysistersshadow

    Just be comfortable with what you have. Whats comparing size going to do for you?

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  • mrbrownfinger

    I thought the only difference in penis size from an oooh to an aaaahhhh

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  • walkingdildo

    Why do you want to know our size?

    I'm comfortably above average and more than enough for the missus.

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  • VirgilManly

    Use a pen-ometer.

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