How does one ask for drugs?

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I have decided to become a drug junkie. Never mind why, my only problem is procuring the drugs I'll need.
I'm sure you've all seen those clapped-out rogues on the streets, stoned in a cocaine haze or delirious on pot or some such. And I may enlist one of these fellows to aid in procuring the drugs, but I am unsure how to phrase my demands.
So, using the language of the streets, how would I ask for the drugs?

You, junkie, furnish me with a sack of your dope, 8
Evening squire, I'm looking for a good time, can you suit me up? 9
Hey you, syphilis-on-toast, where's the nearest crack pedlar? 5
Young jezebel, tell me where I can find a drug pusher in these parts, 5
Some other street phrase. 21
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  • CountessDouche
    8 years ago

    You have to say meow as many times as possible.

    "You know what I could go for right meow. An icy cold meow-tin dew. And right meow, I could go for some drugs, right meow.

    Meow"

    And then you get all the drugs.

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    While I find yur options quite amusing, just say yo.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    'one drugs please'

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  • Fugazi,again
    7 years ago

    Dont ask a stranger youll just get robbed. Ask someone you know who takes drugs if they can give you a number for someone who sells whatever youre looking for.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      aren't you supposed to be straight edge?
      Sound advice though. Thank you kindly.

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      • Fugazi,again
        7 years ago

        No i just like the band fugazi i dont copy everything they do

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago

          just cashing in on their good name

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Go up to any cop on the street and ask him. They know where and who all the drug dealers are and since they get a cut of the action, they would be most pleased to have you contributing to their retirement fund.

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  • Sara0303
    7 years ago

    Ask do you know where to get any?

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  • NoBoundaries
    7 years ago

    I wanna get some drugs too. For reals. And use it togheter with someone awesome.

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  • Thorolf
    7 years ago

    You don't.

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  • anitaweiner
    8 years ago

    you sound really lame. focus on another distraction, work on bettering yourself in some way you will feel more satisfaction than drugs

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  • mysistersshadow
    8 years ago

    Its easier to get prescription stuff and insurance helps to pay for it.

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  • Fenrirr
    8 years ago

    have fun being watched by your government authorities after you posted this

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Thank you, hopefully I'll enjoy this comment more when I'm nice and paranoid from all the drugs

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