How do you wipe when you just finished using the toilet?

You're on the toilet and it's time to wipe. How do you do it?

I sit when I wipe 103
I stand when I wipe 108
I lean on one cheek and give my bum a little scrub 66
I don't wipe... ever. 25
I am the deviant back to front wiper BWAHAHA! 60
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Comments ( 34 )
  • pooItoy

    i drag my butt across the bathroom floor.

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  • bubber

    I don't have to wipe. My servants do that for me.

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  • chp316

    what a strange question.

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    • OptikJai

      How is this a strange question at all? You wipe don't you? Then it's not a strange question. You do know you are on a site called "Is it normal?", right?...

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  • itisjack

    I have little men in my anus that clean me

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  • mop and bucket

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  • Noonesperfect

    why wound u want to know..

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    • pansyfugufish

      why wound i want to know? well i can't say about wounds, but i WOULD ask simply because it is humorous

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  • phuckejiu

    Zig zags

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  • #1A$$HO!@

    most the time in these parts we gotta use broad leaf plants or corn husks ifin its after harvest time,course when we wuz yunger mumma useta lettuce use somma uncle charlies old tored up britches,course sometimes in the winter I just use a little snow, works the best.

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  • im a dude and i still wipe the end of it then wash my hands! :)

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    • Shroot

      Your comment implys that as you get older, you don't wipe your ass????

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  • Hahaha

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  • buntaboss25k

    firehose

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  • florencexo

    girls should always wipe front to back to avoid infections!

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  • darren3

    Windex and a squeegee.

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  • Dr.CuddleFish

    i don't wipe i have a shower everytime S:

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    • Samara

      You can't possibly be serious...

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      • Dr.CuddleFish

        i AM :s

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    • Dazzle

      I shower after too sometimes. I wipe though, but I still shower after.
      I think in japan they have a "bidet" where they just put their ass and it sprinkles it with water. As awkward as it may seem, I think it's true.
      Anyway, I feel more clean doing that.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    like you i live under a bridge hehe

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  • WorldNavy

    just rubbing my ass in a corner

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  • 1marcelfilms

    I just get my hand and wipe arround my ...... You know,.. With something, a book or so

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  • Quiblum

    I stuff my roommate`s electrical toothbrush in there.

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  • bluesun

    I use newspapers with a politics pics on it!

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  • Kiddles9

    I swipe my vigina first going toward me then my butt away. If that makes any sense what so ever.

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    • chewy

      vigina? dont you mean vagina?

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      • Kiddles9

        whoops

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  • ToxicCrayons

    I can't do it if I don't lean to one side. It just makes me feel like I'm getting right in there when I lean.

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  • mrsh

    I stand to do it, everyone thinks it's weird of me to do but by the looks of the votes guess its not that unusual. lol

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  • detroitlove81

    THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION as there may be easier ways than what you use. Personally i stand cause like most black people I got too much cushion back there. The thought of it inadvertantly getting on my finger is a though that is too much to bear,

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  • onyx132

    wtf

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  • :)BABYDOLL:)

    :)

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  • I have pudgy fingers, so I often get that after smell. You know, The one where it takes several consecutive hand washings to lose that odor.

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