How do you wipe when you do no. 2?

I thought I was a freak for doing the fold, wipe, refold, rewipe method when going No. 2. Apparently I'm not as freakish as I thought but it brought up some other interesting wiping methods. Which are you?

Fold it, use it once, toss it 62
Fold it, use it, fold it, use it, etc. (Same piece) 101
Crumple, use, toss 66
Baby wipes 12
Don't wipe 13
Other (Add a comment) 12
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Comments ( 19 )
  • life-is-good

    Lol, you really took the time to put "I don't wipe" as an option?

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  • do_almost_anything

    I get most of the outside matter with about 3' of toilet paper folded four layers thick. I do this one to three times as needed.

    Then I take a quality (white) paper towel and run it under warm water. I squeeze the water out. Fully naked from the waste down, I squat. I wipe from front to back. I fold the paper towel then wipe back to front. I repeat this process with a second (clean) paper towel wetted by warm water.

    I'm willing to bet I keep the cleanest asshole in this web site, frankly speaking.

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    • belbel000

      good method but you can't do it in public restrooms.

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  • WorldNavy

    Fold it, use it, fold it, use it, etc. (Same piece) , until hand's full of shit

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  • Pamela777

    Who are these sick people. Folding then folding again? Were talking number two here people.

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    • belbel000

      lol

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  • disthing

    I stand on the top of Ben Nevis during gail force winds and let the air blow the shit off my exposed rear.

    Kidding, I do the fold, refold.

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  • LittleLover

    i have a bidet, and the water that is used from the bidet is filtered and is used when i flush the toilet...

    BTW i use a bidet

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  • TheChickenFlu

    It's nice to see alot of people go green and waste less paper

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    • belbel000

      lol, if ppl truly want to go green they might as well not wipe at all

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  • do_almost_anything

    And I go back for a follow-up 20, 30, 60 minutes later, if needed.

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  • Stand up-->Wad-->Part one cheek-->Wipe-->Repeat for great justice.

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  • icanhascheezburger

    Use your hand, it's more environmentally friendly.

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    • poocake1123

      you said wipe with you hand, all the bacteria.. DISGUSTING!

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  • bulldozer

    I don't use tp, I go green I use my two fingers then wipe and just wash my hands afterwards.

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  • hellboy333

    I dont ever fold it, I just take a square and use it

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    • belbel000

      only one square 0_o

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  • ^^what the same little square?

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  • timebobbu

    Ive been using the same 1 ply to this day; flu purposes, masturbatory, dust.
    As they say, it ain't dirty till you fold it and use the other side.

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