How do you take your coffee?
| Black | 63 | |
| with cream | 32 | |
| with cream and sugar | 100 | |
| I drink the fat people sauce at starbucks. | 16 | |
| I drink tea, you presumptuous American. | 71 | |
| Soda/pop. It's part of the hamburger and lard food pyramid. I'm fat. | 31 | |
| I don't consume caffeine. | 67 |