How do you take your coffee?

Black 63
with cream 32
with cream and sugar 100
I drink the fat people sauce at starbucks. 16
I drink tea, you presumptuous American. 71
Soda/pop. It's part of the hamburger and lard food pyramid. I'm fat. 31
I don't consume caffeine. 67
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Comments ( 44 )
  • disthing

    With milk. When you guys say cream, do you just mean milk, or literally cream?

    In the UK we usually have tea with milk, coffee with milk, cereal with milk, milk with milk. Milk.

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    • cookiesaregreat

      That is actually a good question fellow non-American.

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  • imacomputer

    coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee !!!!!!!!!!

    I love coffee!!!
    Do you love coffee???
    I love coffee!
    Let get some coffee!!!!
    Yeah totally!
    Coffee!!!!!

    btw...I do whole milk and Real Maple syrup as of recently. I go through phases depending on what bullshit I hear from health experts.

    I have tried every kind of alternative to "regular" cream and sugar.

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  • Double cream, double sugar

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  • Jessie735513

    Strong, milky, no sugar.

    Never cream.

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  • isaactaruma23

    black. totally black. without sugar/creme. at 10pm/3am.

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  • wigsplitz

    I've never drank coffee in my life! Don't want to either...I have enough habits!

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  • I need a caramel macchiato so make it a grande
    A double shot espresso, extra whip on a latte
    A Tazo passion or green shaken iced tea
    And while you’re at it, heat up a muffin for me
    I wanna peppermint white chocolate soy milk mocha
    Don’t make it to hot, cuz I don’t wanna choke-ah
    I want something else, wait a second or three
    Yeah a pumpkin spice frap light blended coffee
    I wanna triple grande cinnamon latte with soy
    And a copy of Shep’s book Beautiful Boy.
    Give me something else, I want something to eat
    Cuz a seven layer bar is my favorite treat.
    I want a cream cheese Danish and a hot cross bun
    And a poppy seed bagel, just for fun
    Now that I have plenty of food
    I got one more order so make it good
    A tall caramel frap with caramel on top.
    Cause a flat lid two napkins don’t spill a drop
    Don’t worry ’bout payment cuz I got a gift card
    Hope this complicated order isn’t too hard
    But I really do hope I get my order for free
    Cause if not y’all gotta spit a rap back at me.

    Isn't it beautiful? I just wrote it!:)

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    • Honestlyme00

      Epic and beautiful :D

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      • Thanks:)

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    • catfan

      Its a DREAM!

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    • Awesome! :D

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  • Murun

    None of the above. Strong and milky with no sugar. Is cream an American thing? I'm in Britain and we tend to use milk.

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  • BLAh81

    Only sugar, no cream.

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  • poptart101

    tea with no sugar make it milky! x

    what do guys mean by cream? I mean i obviously i know what cream is i was just wondering if why you would put into tea or coffee? we use milk for that x

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    I prefer coke or tea. Whatever weird ass sugary concoction I can get at the coffee shop is fine.

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  • shade_ilmaendu

    I like my coffee black, just like my metal. ;)

    I do use sugar though. Sugarsugarsugar.

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  • hay person who wrote this one did you know that coffee bean is related to tobacco plants

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  • Zippy

    I usually use milk and honey, sometimes sugar. I once ran out of both honey and sugar and resorted to using a cheap knock off brand of Aunt Jemima pancake syrup that I found in my cupboard to sweeten my coffee. Horrible idea, I felt like throwing up afterwards.

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  • thepickler

    I love the Kenya medium roasts and can drink almost a pot of coffee a day if I stay home. Like others have mentioned drinking too much black acidic coffee can mess with your stomach.

    If drinking black coffee hurts your stomach avoid the more acidic coffees from South America and some Asian coffees. The African ones seem to be more basic.

    Also Light and Medium blends are better for you than the Bold coffees.

    Strangely though I love to go to Starbucks and always order a mocha.

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  • asiankittee

    i like my coffee BLACK & STRONG, like my man!

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    • jocko25

      I was going to say that but i checked to see if somebody already had that classic Airplane movie line.

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    • thepickler

      Also my favorite Airplane joke.

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  • BlueAlice

    Also, WTFH is "fat people sauce"?

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  • catfan

    Coffee with sugar and cream is the BEST! I LOVE coffee!

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  • cookiesaregreat

    tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea.

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  • BlueAlice

    Herbal tea, regular tea or a fancy-schmancy latte/frappucino/macha smoothie (My stomach doesn't like regular coffee).

    For some reason, I can't have Nescafe or Millie's Cookies coffee as they make me panicky and forgetful a while after having them, but coffee with lots of crap added seems to be OK for me.

    Wonder why?

    P.S. Being from the UK, I have tea and coffee with milk instead of cream (like disthing said). You NEVER put milk in herbal teas, though. Bleckh!

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  • Milenajonijon

    Iced venti nonfat caramel Machiato mmmmmmmm

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  • iintolovethissite

    double shot cappuccino in a small cup not too hot, chocolate sprinkle in before the milk so it has a beautiful pattern (preferably dragon but fern is good too) and texture. and last but not least a cigar on the side :) ooh did i forget the one sugar ahh thats a gud cuppa :)

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  • 4392Moron

    Unsweetened Iced Tea only by the gallons.

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  • deb

    LOL fat people sauce! XD

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  • All ways. Depends what I've eaten before it.

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  • penguin1

    Cream and sugar. Sometimes I'll drink it with flavored creamers and sometimes I drink flavored coffees. But for me, coffee has to be a little sweet. I love coffee!

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  • metallover1991

    I don't touch coffee.

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  • InsertBlankHere

    Black. It screws with my stomach a little, but it tastes sooo good...

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  • PoeticDreamer

    I usually drink it with milk and sugar, but I like it with cream if the option is there. I also like to add vanilla syrup.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    With 2-4 bags of splenda depending on how bitter the coffee is.

    My cream use is random.

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  • trytoforgetthis

    Must have hazelnut flavour.....otherwise, there better be espresso.
    Preferably not too sweet, heh.

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  • HaruHaru

    Hazelnut coffee with frothed milk and two sugars, basically hazelnut cappuccino. Needs to be sweet and milky for me. I also love lemon tea with honey and ginger or plain green tea.

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  • Devon cream and Splenda

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  • Tea!!! XD

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  • Chillpill

    Filter coffee: black. Where it's offered flat white or latte, but never instant. Well actually, as a last resort I'd have that, too

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  • howaminotmyself

    I like it black but my stomach doesn't so I usually add a little cream to cut the acidity.

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  • dappled

    Decaffeinated and affogato. Or decaffeinated and Irish. Or decaffeinated with cream but no sugar. I love coffee.

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